This is a book of insane One-shots centring around everyones favourite friendly neighbourhood spider!
Warning ⚠️ !!! Will include:
- a LOT of swearing
- this book is verrrrryyyyy gay. Like 99.999% of my ships are gay.
- possibly, most likely, de...
Some requests get stuck in my head for a while and this request by StolenPoliceBox was definitely one of them. So happy I finally finished it!
There is an OC in this chapter but he's a baby (like, little toddler baby) so it should still be good for the people who absolutely despise OCs.
Ships: Spideypool, Shurichelle, Nabe (Ned and Abe, thoughts?), MayPepper, IronStrange
Warnings: Swearing
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"Oh shit." Seventeen year old Peter Stark-Strange-Wilson mumbled, staring down at his adoptive son in horror. "I'm going to have to take him to school with me."
Peter and his secret husband - Wade - had found the 16 month old on patrol when the baby was around nine months old, just after they'd legally married. Growing attached to the child faster then Wade could decapitate a full grown man (which was pretty fast), the couple simply had to adopt him.
However, VERY few people knew about this marriage and adoption; only close family and friend to the pair, and they had planned on keeping it that way.
Except, that now wasn't possible.
You see, the Avengers were away on a mission, Loki was on Asgard dealing with a swarm of glittery camels he'd accidentally magicked up and couldn't make disappear, and Wade was in Russia murdering some HYDRA agents (those bitches).
Rhodey was somewhere in the Bahamas, while Pepper and her wife, May, were away on a business trip in Paris - accompanied by Happy as their security guard and friend.
Shuri and T'Challa were in Wakanda, Wade's friends were on a road trip to a giant pineapple, Thor was in Australia attempting to live life as a Koala for a month.
The list went on and on - everyone either busy or way out of reach.
Peter couldn't even take the day off himself as he had a PowerPoint worth 80% of his science grade due, nor could he beg Ned, MJ, or Ned's boyfriend (Abe) to take the day off, as they were apart of his assessment group.
"Everything's not coming up Milhouse." Peter sighed sadly. "Oh, well, let's get you dressed I suppose."
His son, Andy, gurgled in response - making the teen awe.
Walking into his closest, Peter held the baby out towards the baby outfit covered coat hangers. "Which one do you want to wear, hun?"
The baby gurgled, lets out a long bubble of saliva before grabbing at the closest red outfit. "Wed! Wed!"
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"Really? You want to advertise for your daddy?" Peter let out a loud burst of laughter, making Andy answer with something a kin to 'yeah'. The teen shrugged, what harm could it do?
