Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Bullies VS SpiderFrost (ft. Wigs, Anxiety, and Shape Shifting)

Holy shit it's been a while and I feel so bad. Guys... I mean, wow! I haven't posted since Christmas. Christmas! It's been a whole month!

This chapter was so difficult to name (mainly since I had a bunch of good names a couple days ago that I now can only half remember), but I had to name it something and post it today since I'm going back to school tomorrow.

Anyway, here's another request from femalebakugo , the same person who requested the last chapter. I hope you don't mind that I made up a bully instead of using Flash since this bully is a total asshole.

Ships: IronStrange, SpiderFrost

Warnings⚠️: Swearing, the brief but still present bullying scene in this is a bit heavy on the triggering stuff (like name calling, verbal abuse directed towards both an animal and a person, and attempted/successful physical assault from the bully, ect.)

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You know something's about to go down when Peter Stark-Strange quotes a vine within seconds of his awakening. (Especially if that vine is 'Fuck this shit I'm out, mhmm!')

This something so happens to be a nasty panic attack finished off with the consumption of 8 litres of Ice-Cream.

What caused this reaction from the superhero, you might be asking? Firstly, It was a Monday, meaning school. Secondly, Peter's support dog - Tessa - was at her yearly training retreat, meaning you she would not be able to attend school with Peter. And lastly, he had two very important exams to complete meaning he couldn't just stay home.

This all resulted in a horrifyingly large amount of anxiety for the teen and a concerned team of superheroes watching him consume mass amounts of sugar.

This team - aka his family - simply couldn't do anything to help him.

Peter had to attend his classes or he would fail, simple as that. He didn't have a spare support animal, either, and buying him one was impossible due to time limitations and paperwork issues.

But Loki - Peter's boyfriend - was A) not considered a member of this team due to being evil and all, and B) knew exactly what to do.

With a quick 'Fuck it!' Loki explained his plan and turned himself into a dog using, you know.... magic and all.

And now we should probably get onto the actual story before the author decides to insert Deadpool for no reason other then randomly added comedic affect.

"You sure you wanna do this, Kid? I mean, we could always fake your death and move to Puerto Rico..." Tony suggested, parking whichever expensive car he was currently driving so that Peter could get put.

Peter looked like he was seriously considering that option but decided against it with a sigh. "As much as I'd love to, I can't make Ned and MJ suffer without my glowing presence."

"You know what they say; Always the bridesmaid, never the bride." Tony quoted, lightly tapping his hands on the steering wheel.

There was a few seconds of silence before Peter turned to look at his father, confusion plastered all over his face. "What the fuck does that have to do with anything I just said?"

"It takes two to tango...?" Ironman mumbled, wincing softly. Peter stared at his father blankly, blinking slowly.

"What?!" Tony pouted, crossing his arms like a child. "You know I'm not good with this inspiration fatherly shit!"

Peter's face lit up with a bright smile as he giggled softly. "I know, dad. Don't worry, I'll be fine. I've got Loki - who I can't refer to as my boyfriend because that'd be totally fucked up - and my anxiety is slowly being replaced by a sugary high caused by ice-cream."