Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Biological Stark Son

I have been wanting to do this request for the longest time so it seems quite fitting that it's my last, hehe. That's right - this is my last request!

I'll still be writing my own ideas, of course, but I won't be writing anyone else's for the foreseeable future. If I agreed to take your request and it hasn't been written, please please please message me!

I have hundreds of pms so I might have missed it in my last check through (this morning). If I did forgot it, please know that is nothing personal and a mistake which I will fix by writing it ASAP!

Anyway, this request is by TheHumanLibrary101 and it's just brilliant. Like, muah, chef's kiss. Brilliance. I hope I've done it justice, and I'm so sorry for the wait.

Ultron occurs but the Accords, Civil War, and so forth, don't. And Tony never had a reason to reach out to Spider-Man, but this takes place around Homecoming. Loki's freeeeeee.

Ships: IronStrange, not together but crushing Shurichelle

Warnings: Swearing, a lack of privacy, major canon divergence (but when am I ever canon reliant???), I guess you could take it as kidnapping

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Peter Parker had always been different.

Unusual.

Out of the box.

He was, and always had been, a genius plain and simple. Especially when it came to his inventions.

Small, remote controlled hover crafts came first. Then robots and AIs. Then near identical replicas of Ironman's gauntlets by the time he turned ten.

As Peter's mind grew, his family also shrunk, until the only Parkers left were May and Peter.

Despite how hard she took Ben's death, Peter was her world, and she was his.

As such, when, at the age of fourteen, Peter was bitten by a spider and acquired superhuman powers, he chose to hide them from her.

May couldn't deal with another thing on her plate. Especially not something as... odd as this.

So Peter made a suit.

Not a fabric, hoodie and tights combination with his identity hidden by a badly sewn mask.

No, he was a genius. He was more than capable of creating his own nanotech suit and AI - Karen, who was anything but a Karen.

So, he took to the streets as your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man.

However, that did not mean that the minor superhero was not absolutely fanboying over the prospect of visiting THE Stark tower with his classmates.

Actually, he was having a minor panic attack on the bus.

"Calm down, dude," Ned fretted, looking around the bus awkwardly as MJ drew the teenage hero in her crisis book.

"Yeah, loser," MJ snickered, "you look like you're about to go on trial for murder... or perhaps I should say vigilante justice."

"MJ!" Peter hissed as Ned held in a laugh.

While he hadn't previously been worried about the Avengers connecting him Spider-Man, it was now a major concern of his.

"I'm just teasing you," MJ huffed, looking out the window as the bus came to a stop. "I wonder if the Wakanda princess will be here. She's incredible."

Peter smirked, grabbing his backpack as the chattering students begun to stream from the bus. The two boys shared a look, speaking in sync. "Someone has a cruuuush."