This is a book of insane One-shots centring around everyones favourite friendly neighbourhood spider!
Warning ⚠️ !!! Will include:
- a LOT of swearing
- this book is verrrrryyyyy gay. Like 99.999% of my ships are gay.
- possibly, most likely, de...
Warning: Swearing. Really morbid memes (I didn't add the worst I could find but some of them are pretty bad).
It's sad to write this but I think I have a bad case of writers block... luckily I have like 10 unpublished one-shots that I will publish until I can writer more then a few sentences. Also, I have 97 likes! When did that happen?!
———— 11:05AM Gay_AF_Spider has added Merc_With_A_Mouth
11:05AM Gay_AF_Spider: I think my dads think I'm gay
11:07AM Merc_With_A_Mouth: Baby boy... I hope you're joking
11:08AM Gay_AF_Spider: What do you mean??? I'm being serious. I think they think I'm gay
11:09AM Merc_With_A_Mouth: Firstly, look at your username. Secondly, we have been dating for a 4 months now...
11:10AM Gay_AF_Spider: Oh... Right...
11:11AM Gay_AF_Spider: Anyway, my dads have locked me in my room so going to get ice-cream like we planned, might be out of the question.
11:14AM Merc_With_A_Mouth: I'm sure the Author will find a way to get you out
11:16AM Gay_AF_Spider: Wat?
11:17AM Merc_With_A_Mouth: Never mind... I'll just bring some ice-cream to the tower
11:19AM Gay_AF_Spider: Awe! That's why you're the best guy I've ever dated!
11:20AM Merc_With_A_Mouth: I'm the only guy you've ever dated
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