This is a book of insane One-shots centring around everyones favourite friendly neighbourhood spider!
Warning ⚠️ !!! Will include:
- a LOT of swearing
- this book is verrrrryyyyy gay. Like 99.999% of my ships are gay.
- possibly, most likely, de...
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Ships: IronStrange, Spideypool
Warnings: Swearing
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Stephen Stark-Strange was freaking out. He had no idea what his son wanted for his birthday but he really wanted to get him something amazing.
So Stephen was going to do the simplest thing, ask him.
Peter Stark-Strange sat on the living room couch, eating raw cookie dough, while almost falling asleep.
"Hey, Petey?" Stephen questioned, getting a soft grumble in response.
He waited slightly before asking "What do you want for your birthday?"
After a few long seconds Peter started mumbling out an answer. "Mmmm tomartoo pst."
Stephen looked rather confused but nodded, thinking that Peter had said 'tomato paste.'
That afternoon Stephen ordered 3,400 giant metal containers of tomato paste.
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Natasha Romanoff, the Black Widow, assasin, trained agent, superhero. She could litteraly decapitate you with a pin, if you angered her enough.
She could dance, sing, even cook if she put her mind to it, but there was one thing that she just couldn't do. Find a present of Peter.
Sure, the teenager would be happy with a simple card. He probably wouldn't even hold a grudge if she just ignored his birthday!
But no good mama spider would do that.
So she had no choice but to spy on him until she could find the perfect gift.
Only hours after she started stalking the teenager, she heared what she wanted to hear.
"All I want for my birthday is a hundred pairs of rain boots." Peter spoke into the phone.
Nat, who was fed up with following the teen, left quickly, going straight to Walmart. Which was probably one of the most stupid decions ever because that was not the end of the conversation.
"No, no, no, I'm joking. What would i do with a hundred pairs of rain boot?" Peter continued after being asked if he was serious.
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Bruce didn't need to stalk a teenager to find a gift for Peter.
Or maybe he did.
You see, Bruce spent two whole days following around Wade Wilson, Peter's boyfriend, as walked around New York in different costumes.
He took pictures of Wade dressed as Wednesday Addams, Severus Snape, Batman, Wonder Woman, Steven Universe, Bill Cipher, and a giant orange cat that was supposed to be Garfield.
