Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Switch Switch Bitch

This chapter was a request by kinda-emo-somtimes and I'm so so so sorry it took so long!

Also, I got soooo confused while writing this one-shot, but I'm confused about everything so that's pretty normal. I'd blame it on the whole 'dumb blonde' stereotype, if I hadn't dyed my hair black like two years ago. Anywho, I hope this chapter makes sense!

Ships (and oooooh the ships are strong with this one!): IronStrange, SpiderFrost, BlackPepper,Thoruce, Stucky, HawkSilver, WandaVision, and Shurichelle

Warnings: Swearing, body switching (does that need a warning?)

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Peter Stark-Strange wasn't expecting to wake up in a vaguely familiar bedroom that wasn't his.

He also didn't expect to extend his hands only to see 10 perfects manicured fingernail that definitely didn't belong to him.

Peter shot out of the bed immediately, wobbling slightly as he tried to balance himself. He looked around before heading towards a nearby mirror. Instead of his usual 'Peter' face, Loki stared back at him - displaying Peter's emotions of shock and confusion.

"If I'm Loki then this must be Loki's bedroom. Wait, why am I Loki?!" Peter asked himself out loud, mortified.

Just as he was about to spew a series of self-comforting phrases such as 'you're not insane, just dreaming', Friday's voice spoke to him from the ceiling of the room.

"Peter, or Loki I suppose, you're needed downstairs for a meeting." Friday said, sounding slightly too amused considering she was an AI and shouldn't be able to feel or express emotion.

Peter nodded, clumsily running out of the room and down the halls - notably still in his pjs.

"What the fuck is going on?!" Peter yelled, bursting into the meeting room.

The others in the room were in identical stages of freak out - all messy, dressed in pyjamas and shocked.

"I've got no clue." Peter's look alike said, standing up from his chair. The real Peter gapped at himself before recognising the voice. "Loki?!"

Loki, who now looked like Peter, nodded, retaking his seat.

Peter looked at the rest of the people in the room - noticing the changes in body language and expression which made it clear that nobody was themselves.

"Dad?" He asked, looking at Tony.

The person who looked like Tony shook their head. "Well, I'm your dad but Stephen, not Tony."

"Okay, okay, I'm so confused." The teenager said, throwing his arms up in the air.

"I have an idea." The person who looked like Clint said. "I'll grab some name tags and we can name ourselves."

A mumble of agreement came from the crowd as Hawkeye clumsily ran out of the room, returning moments later with a bunch of 'My name is...' stickers and markers.

Everybody quickly grabbed on of each, writing down their names.

Just as people began sticking their name tags to their crumpled clothes, Peter's phone rang - which he quickly answered.

"Peter, it's MJ. I know this will sound insane but I'm in Wakanda with Shuri and we've switched bodies." MJ said immediately.

Peter looked over at Stephen - who looked like Tony. "Dad, can you please open a portal for Shuri and MJ?"

Stephen nodded and both teenage girls quickly stepped through the portal, arriving in the tower.

(Who switched with who, and I'll be referring to the characters as their mental names from here forth)