Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Coming Out With Spideypool

I'm drowning in Spideypool everything. Someone save me! Wait, never mind, I don't want to be saved. I used a few ideas from the video above.

Summary: Peter is trying to figure out how to tell his family that he is gay, with the help of Wade.

Warnings ⚠️: none, again, wait, never mind, it's Wade we're talking about. Swearing.

Ships: Spideypool (Wade is 17 and has no scars, Peter is 16.)

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"I'm gay."

"I'm gayyyyy!"

"I. Am. Gay."

"I'm fabulous!"

"You know I rather like the last one." Wade said, laying on the bed, reading a book, as Peter practiced in the mirror.

Peter looked at his boyfriends reflection and sighed. "Wade, this is like the biggest day of my teenage life. I've got to get it right."

Deadpool snapped his fingers a few seconds later. "I've got it! I could find and kill like 100 homophobic asshats, line their bodies up so it spells 'I'm Gay', then you can get the Avengers to look down from the common floor's balcony."

"While I do love the first part, I don't think that a group of superheroes would like me or you doing that."

"What about if you... tell them a joke?" Wade suggested.

Spider-Man snickered. "Can you imagine that?"

————Imagination ————

Thor, Sam and Clint day at the kitchen table. Sam and Clint shoving marshmallows into their mouths while Thor consumed mass amounts of pop tarts.

"Hey guys, do you want to hear a joke?" Peter asked, walking into the room.

Three pairs of eyes turned to him. Clint nodded, Sam shrugged and Thor yelled "Yes, man of spiders! I would love to hear one of the jokes!"

"Okay. Let's get something straight, I'm not!"

The three older heroes looked confused. None of them understanding until Clint looked up and announced "I've got it! You've got scoliosis! Wait, how does Spider-Man, someone known for his gymnastics, have scoliosis?"

Peter groaned and left the room mumbling about them being hopeless.

———Imagination End ———

Wade nodded. "I guess your right, a few of them wouldn't know a metaphor if it stabbed them in the head with a katana."

"I don't think that's the phrase but whatever. I could... paint the tower rainbow... but that would be a very expensive coming out." Peter said with a wince, thinking about the cost.

"I know! I could bake a cake!" The brunette exclaimed.

The blonde burst into laughter. "You? Bake?" Peter pouted at his boyfriend, getting up, pushing him off the bed and sitting down.

"Hehehe, I'm sorry it just that I'm pretty sure you got your abilities to cook from your father. Tony can burn ice!" Deadpool said, giggling lightly.

Peter looked confused. "Wade, I'm not biologically related to Tony, you know that."

"You might as well be. Brown hair. Brown eyes. Intelligence. You can be just as moody as well." Peter raised an eyebrow at his boyfriend, who just realised he called his boyfriend moody.

"Ah, umm, you could, ah, dye your Spider-suit rainbow?" Wade said, trying to change the topic quickly.

"Hmm, my suit costs like 4 million dollars though and then the whole world would know. I don't think I'm ready for that yet." Spider-Man said with a slight grimace at the thought.

"How about you hide in a closet and tell Friday to tell everyone that your trapped and you need help, then break down the door screaming 'I AM GAY'?" Wade suggested, sitting on the bed next to Peter.

"You know that's actually a go-"

"And then the closest can be filled with knifes so that if anyone doesn't like you being gay, you can stab them." Wade finished.

"Okay, maybe not."

The Merc with a mouth thought for a second. "Why don't you just invite everyone to the tower for dinner and tell them?"

Peter looked thoughtful then nodded. "Maybe that would be for the best... then no one would get confused about me having scoliosis."

Wade clutched Peter's hand and ran soothing circles onto his palm. "Call Tony and say you would like to plan a dinner at the tower for everyone and it's a surprise."

"Okay, I'll do it now. Does Saturday sound good to you?"

"Baby Boy, I would literally stop time for you, any day is good. I should be going, your Aunt will be back any minute and you don't want her to catch you in bed with some guy." Deadpool said, grinning.

"M'kay, I love you!" The brunette said, giving his boyfriend a quick kiss.

"I love you more!" With that Wade was gone, he had jumped out of the window.

"Now I just need to make a phone call."

————— Time skip to Saturday

Peter stood nervously in the dinning room, playing with the hem of his shirt. All of the people would arrive soon, well except for Tony who was in the lab.

The Guardians, The Avengers, Loki, Ned, MJ, May, Pepper, Rhodey, Wong, Dr Strange, Wade, Eddie and Venom (who counted as 1 person) were invited. Most of which hadn't ever met each other.

As people slowly started to trickle in, Peter's nerves grew.

By the time everyone was present, lots of questions were being asked. One on particular caught quite a few peoples attention.

"Peter, why is the captain of the football team, aka Deadpool, here?"

The people in the room, other then Wade and Peter were confused. What the heck was going on?

"I have called you all here because I'm totally, 100%, completely, GAY!" He shouted the last word, putting his hand up in the air and looking at the ceiling.

Most of the people looked shocked, except for Nat, MJ, May, Ned, Loki and Tony.

"Really?" Stephen asked, an eyebrow raised.

"Yep! And Wades my boyfriend."

"And he's pregnant!" Wade yelled from behind his hand, trying to make it seem like someone else said it.

"No. No I'm not." Peter said, clutching the bridge of his nose.

"Sure Mr I-Need-Reeces-Now-Or-I'm-Going-To-Stab-You-To-Death-With-A-Rusty-Spoon." Wade yelled again.

Eddie nodded and Venom, from his shoulder, said "I told you that Spider-Child had a life inside of him! Remember that female voice I heard coming from his stomach?"

Lots of people were trying to hold back their laughter at Peter's hot pink face.

"Venom, that was Karen, my AI. She is definitely not in my stomach either."

"Can I threaten this Wade guy with my guns?" Rocket called, grinning maliciously at Wade while clutching his guns.

"Oh my god it's a trash panda rat! And he likes guns! Peter we must adopt him and name him Gerald." Wade called, eyes wide in awe.

"At this point I truely don't care and I'm ready for a nap. Do whatever you want Wade." Peter said.

"Come here baby trash panda rat!"

"Ahhhhh!"