Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

How To Set Up A God And A Scientist

Before I begin the chapter I'd like to ask for an F in the chat for my fallen Birb.

R.I.P Khione, the best Budgie a girl could ask for. I didn't realise just how much I needed you in my life until you no longer are.

On to matters that don't make me want to cry in a corner for the rest of my life; This chapter was requested by @ImRunningOnCoffee and a screen shot of the request has been added up the top there.

Warnings: Swearing

Ships: Thoruce, IronStrange, implied Stucky, Shurichelle, and Spideypool.
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Just like during every meal in the past month, the Avenger's dinning room was awkward to say the least.

The table was eerily silent except  for the light slurping noise Peter made as he drank his milkshake and the crunch of Stephen's toast.

This quietness made the room feel thick with tension, but it wasn't the silence that made it awkward.

What made the room awkward was Thor and Bruce. The two kept glancing at each other then looking away quickly if they noticed the other's stare.

It was driving Tony and Stephen Stark-Strange completely and utterly crazy.

All was well when all of the Avengers were present, but for the last month they hadn't been.

Steve and Bucky were travelling around the world, taking pictures with every different type of cheese.

Natasha and Clint were on a bunch of back-to-back missions in Russia.

Wanda and Vision were staying at one of Tony's vacation homes that he hadn't visited in years.

Loki was grounded on Asgard because he turned Donald Trump into a human sized Garfield the cat.

Other then Stephen, Tony, Bruce, Peter, and Thor, only Shuri, who had been sent over when the throne room in Wakanda was mysteriously filled with glitter, was present.

Usually the two teens would have been chatting away like the Vine spewing GenZ kids they were, but not during that meal. Or any other meal really.

The two ate in silence, knowing smirks plastered on their faces as they talked through their mind link.

Yes, mind link.

The two, as well as Ned, Loki, Wade, and MJ, were given the ability to talk to people through this link by using thoughts and images. It was given to them by Loki because it came in handy when pulling pranks as a group.

It wasn't until Bruce had glanced up from his bowl of cereal for the 129th time when Tony finally had enough.

"Oh my fucking gods! Can you two just hurry the fuck up and get together so that we can enjoy ONE breakfast without the awkward side eye movements!" Tony shrieked, flipping the table over in rage.

Stephen, knowing his husband well enough to pick up his plate before the table was flipped, calmly took a bite from his toast. Bruce was a lot less calm as he spat out a scorching hot mouthful of coffee.

Thor's also reacted, but he didn't do a spit take like Bruce did. The god's eyes widened in shock. He knew that he had been caught and that his romantic feels were being shoved out into the open.

Shuri and Peter burst into a fit of giggles, sending each other thoughts about how the wedding would be planned and who would be invited.

Bruce and Thor disappeared quickly, going in opposite directions as to not cause more awkwardness.