Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

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This started off as probably the angsty-est thing I have ever written (though it is probably not angsty at all because I'm bad at angst) then it turned into a mess of vine references. This is a request by @Drarry_x_Snarry who (I think) will be putting it in their book as well.

Warnings: Swearing

Trigger Warnings: self deprecation and depression

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Peter Stark-Strange had an interesting life to say the least.

Like a lot of the most interesting people in history, his blood relatives were all dead. His mother. His father. His Uncle. His Aunt. Everyone.

Back when Peter Parker was just Peter Parker, he, like most 14 year old children with no where else to go, was placed into the American foster care system after his Aunt died in a car crash. But, unlike all those children, he didn't stay very long.

Two weeks later her was informed that a newly married couple were adopting him. He was not provided any explanation about why, just being told to gather his stuff.

He freaked out, immediately worrying himself into an anxious frenzy of 'What if they're homophobic?' and 'What if they turn out to be serial killers?' He really wasn't sure which one was worse.

At this point he was already dating a boy named Wade Wilson, who was the adoptive son of Wolverine, but wasn't really open about his sexuality in fear of getting beaten up.

Another day went by and Peter stood outside a courthouse with his mouth hanging a gaped in shock. The place was swarming with paparazzi and news reporters, all wanting to catch the attention of the newest member of the Stark-Strange family.

Within the those couple of hours in the courthouse, Peter's new fathers, Tony and Stephen Stark-Strange, had given him their last name and adopted him. They finished the morning off by guiding him to their very expensive car and taking him to Wendy's.

The happy-go-lucky, bright eyed teen was immediately thrown into a world of superheroes and money, but he never lost his kindness and compassion. He could snapped his fingers and get anything he pleased, and yet he didn't.

That didn't change when he was given superpowers by a spider, either.

He saved countless people while maintaining a happy relationship with his boyfriend, friends, and family.

Then came the day he turned 16.

Thor and Loki were no longer staying at Stark Tower, instead in Asgard with their parents.

Bruce was MIA (though, he was probably somewhere in Australia being as antisocial as possible).

And the team was torn apart.

His father, Stephen, had taken a step back, moving into a his secret magic hideout place thingy. He still provided moral support for his husband and son but refused to fight.

Tony was an alcohol fuelled mess of depression and betrayal, but he tried to put a brave face on around his son.

His Uncle Steve was the main betrayer, causing the pedestal of marble Peter pictured him on, to crumble. Watching one of your personal heroes tear your life apart can really mess up a kid.

At first Peter shrugged it off, disappointed over the missed family dinners and movie nights that his family 'forgot' to attend. But he continued smiling.

One the outside, Peter didn't care when only his parents turned up for his schools performance of Hamilton the Musical (in which he played Angelica), but on the inside he did.