Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

The Secret Wife Scheme

This chapter was a request by @GalacticAsshole and oooooh, I just love adding my own ship choices! Oh, the gayness I can write!

Thank you to every single person who commented on my request for more Ned ship ideas. I decided Ned x Flash would be the best fit for now, but I'll definitely write Ned x Abe and Ned x Eddie (and maybe even Ned x Betty if it's apart of a request) in the future!

Ships: IronStrange, MayPepper, WandaWidow (trying something new out, thoughts?), Stucky, HawkSilver, Thoruce, SpideyPool, Shurichelle, NedFlash (Ned x Flash, if anyone has a better ship name, let me know!), and FrostMaster.

Warnings: Swearing, Donald Trump (mentions of him being beaten), alcohol consumption, manipulation, arson, and bad singing.

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It was nearing 7 in the morning when Peter waltzed into the kitchen, decked out in rainbow apparel. All the Avengers and Co. were slumped across the kitchen table, tiredly attempting to wake themselves up for the day.

A glittery rainbow cape flew out behind Peter, matching perfectly with his white 'LGBTQIA+ RIGHTS!' sweater, his Rainbow short shorts, and his white glittery stripper heels.

"Good morning, Aunty Pepper!" Peter cried, getting the attention of his adoptive aunt, who was making herself toast. "Are you coming to the pride parade today?"

Everyone else in the room was wearing their own pride clothing, just not as much as Peter.

Steve and Bucky were wearing matching 'Stucky is cannon, bitches!' shirts with bi flag badges.

Tony and Stephen Stark-Strange were wearing a pair of rainbow jeans each, while Clint and Pietro did the same but with their shirts.

Wanda and Natasha Maximoff-Romanova were wearing matching lesbian flag themed crowns and combat boots.

Thor was wearing a pair of pansexual sweat pants and his boyfriend, Bruce, was wearing a bisexual coloured dress shirt.

Vision had changed his skin colour so he was half asexual, half aromantic.

Loki was wearing a genderfluid themed coat and rainbow Doc Martins, while his boyfriend - the Grandmaster - wore a rainbow themed pair of robes that looked like they belonged in a Harry Potter coming-out Fanfiction.

"Yes, Peter, my wife and I will be attending." She answered, smiling at her nephew.

Everyone went silent - turning to look at the strawberry blonde in surprise. "WIFE?!"

Pepper stared at the room for a moment, shocked and surprised as they didn't know she had a wife. "...Yes."

"And you didn't invite us to the wedding?!" Tony exclaimed, jumping up and crossing his arms, clearly pissed at his best friend.

"It was a Vegas wedding, six months ago - remember? Every single one of you attended!" She responded, looking around.

—— Flashback To The Wedding ——

A crowd of very, very drunk superheroes and a passed out Peter (who'd crashed from a sugar high) filled the the small Vegas chapel.

May Parker and Pepper Potts stood in front of the dramatic Elvis Presley impersonator preforming the ceremony.

"Do you, May Parker, take Pepper Potts to be your lawfully wedded wife?" Elvis asked.