Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Wanda's Coming Out Disaster

Wow, part 99. As a bit of a celebration for the upcoming part 100 (and then part 100 if you exclude the introduction) I will likely be doing a bit of photoshopping. So, if you want to see Donald Trump's face replacing the face of a cartoon/movie character, comment it here.

This is a request by Fairy_Diamond_34 made FAR too long ago, in my opinion (though, that's completely my own fault for taking on so many requests at the same time). Anyway, so sorry for how long it took!

Ships: SpiderFlash, BlackPepper, Thoruce, IronStrange, Stucky, HawkSilver.

Warnings: Swearing, dolls

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Peter simply knew something was up with Wanda.

She had been quiet for days - shaking lightly with clenched fists every time there was a break between conversation topics. It was clear that she was internally arguing with herself over saying something.

Well, clear to Peter at least. The others didn't seem to really notice, but that was to be expected when the Avengers had miniature wars over board game results every other day. Nobody really noticed anything after Steve and Stephen began screaming at each other over monopoly.

Anyway, Wanda was acting odd, extremely odd now that the movie the group had been watching was over. Peter, and his boyfriend, Flash, along with the Avengers and Co. we're sitting in the lounge room, waiting for someone to start an argument over what they would watch next.

Before Steve could open his mouth to state that he wanted to watch the first Twilight movie again, Wanda shot to her feet. She stopped in front of the group, asking Friday to turn off the RV and turn on the lights, before taking a long deep breath.

"I've thought about whether or not to tell you guys this for a while, but I need to get it off my chest." Wanda said, getting everyone's complete attention. Not that she hadn't already had it, having been the one to ask to turn off the TV.

Immediately, theories spring into the Avengers and CO's minds. Half of them immediately decided on murder, while Stephan mentally proclaimed secret child.

Thor thought perhaps she had been the thief of his pop tarts and was now taking the blame, which really wasn't right, and Loki wandered if she had poisoned the building's water supply.

Peter, on the other hand, had no idea what to think. Wanda was a total unknown, especially when it came to something she was protecting so fiercely.

The only person who seemed to know what Wanda was talking about was her brother, Pietro, who was watching the others cautiously.

"I... I'm... Pietro, I can't do this. Go get the balloons." Wanda proclaimed, letting out a deep puff.

Pietro grinned toothily, shooting to his feet and zip to and from the hallway. He half a large basket full of creepy dolls, which was paired with trans coloured balloons attached to the handle.

Wanda blew a small horn that she had hidden behind her back, letting loose a shower of glitter. "I'm trans, bitches."

There was silence for a moment, before Peter jumped to his feet, pulling Wanda into a tight hug. "Congratulations! Female to male? Or did you transition from male to female before we came along?"

"Male to female." Wanda responded, letting put a breath of relief, before tensing back up.

None of the others had said a word, blinking at Wanda in shock and alarm. Peter and the Maximoff siblings immediately took this the wrong way, getting defensive after noticing Steve's confused face.

Peter let go of Wanda, turning to his other family members with a deathly glare. "If any ONE of you motherfuckers hate her for who she is, start to treat her differently, or act transphobic towards her in any way, EVER, I will personally see to your deaths."

"Through murder." He added, an almost sinister look coating his eyes. "Gruesome murder. In. Your. Sleep."

Tony snickered, which knocked everyone out of their shock. "Kid, you seem to have forgotten that we're all extremely, extremely gay. Congrats, Wanda."

Pepper and Nat held up their wedding rings, with Steve and Bucky doing the same moments later. Thor and Bruce waved awkwardly at the teen, while Flash blinked at his boyfriend, alarmed at Peter's forgetfulness. Stephen pointed at Tony, which Clint then replicated with Pietro.

Loki simply raised an eyebrow, gesturing towards himself, much to everyone's amusement.

The Scarlett Witch nodded in relieved thanks, with Peter mumbling a light 'Oh, yeah...' to her left.

The group congratulated Wanda in depth, thanking her for trusting them enough to share such a personal piece of information with all of them.

Wanda turned around to look at the basket, before squeaking in horror as she caught site of the creepy dolls. "Pietro. Why the absolute fuck did you put creepy dolls in the basket?! I asked for glitter and chocolate bars!"

Pietro shrugged. "I ate the chocolate bars, plus no one's going to forget this coming out. Not when they start coming to life in five minutes."

There was a moment of pure silence, with Eugene speaking up in horror. "Do you just say 'start coming to life'?"

"Yeah, I bought them from a witch." Pietro replied nonchalantly, placing the basket down as a few folk limbs began to squirm. "Look those two have already started!"

Everyone but Pietro, who was grinning cheerfully at the dolls, looked at each other. They'd all seen enough horror movies to know where this was going.

As everyone but the fast superhero began running towards the elevator, the dolls began to twitch and climb from the basket.

Thor let out a loud, high pitched screech, with Wanda yelling threats at her brother. "I'm going to kill you for this, Pietro! You rat bastard looking bitch!"