This is a book of insane One-shots centring around everyones favourite friendly neighbourhood spider!
Warning ⚠️ !!! Will include:
- a LOT of swearing
- this book is verrrrryyyyy gay. Like 99.999% of my ships are gay.
- possibly, most likely, de...
Before I begin I'd just like to say, RIP Chadwick Boseman, who passed away from cancer at the young age of only 43 and will be greatly missed by all. Known best for his groundbreaking role as T'Challa, he will forever be the true king of Wakanda.
Wakanda Forever.
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This chapter (well, ship really) was request by veebaby2605 and I don't know what happened while I was writing this, but it is what it is.
I wanted to write some lovey-dovey, teen romance getting together story but now it's dinosaurs. Whoops. I got this idea from a reddit post that (sadly) has since been deleted...
Ships: Parley, Stucky, IronStrange
Warnings: Swearing, torture of incompetent idiots (but not really),
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"I'm boreeeeeeeed!" Peter exclaimed, collapsing onto the couch next to his boyfriend.
Harley gave the other teenager a sad cringing look. "Same."
They each let out a deep sigh, staring off into the distance before Peter turned to look at Harley. "Wanna go torture some sucky interns?"
Harley smirked. "You read my mind."
At first glance that would have been rather cruel of the two intelligent teenagers, however these interns completely deserved the torture.
Every single one of them was a lazy, entitled brat only given the position because their rich parents had paid off the previous head of interns - who got to accept or decline the internship requests.
Once Pepper and the Avengers had found out about this abuse of power, they'd fired the head of interns but couldn't let the interns go due to their contracts. This also meant that the interns became lazy - which then affected the assistants and scientists of Stark Industries.
Now the tower was overrun by the worst, most entitled interns, assistants, and scientists - the others being moved to the newest Stark Industries facility only a short distance away.
Walking past Thor's Jurassic World themed hallway - created due to the god's strange fascination with both dinosaurs and amusement parks - Peter has an idea. "Harley! Harley! Let's convince those idiots there a dinosaur on the loose!"
"I think they're dumb, but not that dumb." His boyfriend replied, snickering. However that snickering stopped soon after he watched one of the remaining head scientists walk into a glass door, then look confused over the invisible barrier.
Harley winced. "Actually, yeah, that's a good idea."
"I'll make up a bunch of warning posters, if you want to find fake blood and those Edward scissor hand gloves Clint was screaming about last week." Peter offered, remembering how is uncle described the claw marks those gloves made as 'velociraptor' scratches.
