This is a book of insane One-shots centring around everyones favourite friendly neighbourhood spider!
Warning ⚠️ !!! Will include:
- a LOT of swearing
- this book is verrrrryyyyy gay. Like 99.999% of my ships are gay.
- possibly, most likely, de...
Do I like tattoos so much that I spent an hour finding tattoos and now can't part with any of them? Yes, yes I do.
This is a request made by... Cutiepuppy1 wooo! I finally completed it, yay! Sorry it's taken so long!
Also HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!
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Yes, I'm back at it again with my bad photoshop! And as a Pride Month surprise (and apology for my lack of uploads) I'm posting two chapters today! Yay!
Warnings: Swearing, mentions of Bullying, mentions of assumed depression (if that's a trigger...?), and bullying over assumed depression
Ships: Shurichelle, Ironstrange, and Spideypool
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"So, Petey-Pop, ready for gym class?" Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool, asked, scaring his boyfriend.
Sixteen year old Peter Parker-Stark-Strange shrieked, dropping his psychology text book since he was trying to put it away when Wade appeared.
A swarm of nearby teenagers laughed but they did not find the situation particularly funny, though that didn't stop them from using it to their advantage. To those brats, bullying people for their insecurities and short comings was a good source of entertainment, especially when it came to Peter Parker (as he was called while in school).
It was assumed by a majority of the student body that Peter was depressed, beginning with rumour spread by a group of petty girls angry he'd 'turned Wade gay'. He'd been teased lightly at first but when people started noticing he only wore long sleeves, never short ones, the real bullying started.
Peter glared at Wade - who grinned widely in amusement - before picking up his book. "Is anybody ever really ready for Gym class? No. Not one bit!"
"The mental, physical, and emotional trauma it puts me - and all the other students - through should be enough to send Mr Scones to jail for life!" Peter cried, putting his book in his locker and slamming the thin metal door shut. Wade snickered, rolling his eyes at Peter's antics.
"Agreed." Three voices from behind them said, making the presences of Shuri, MJ, and Ned known to the couple.
Wade shook his head at his four friends. "What could go wrong?"
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'A lot! A lot could go wrong!' Peter screamed internally, looking at his Gym teacher with a look of disgusted horror.
The brunette teen turned to his blonde boyfriend - who had an identical look plastered across his face, just like all their classmates. "This is all your fault!" He snarled quietly, only loud enough for Wade to hear.
Mr Scones - their extremely hairy, sunburnt, and horrifyingly naked 47-year-old Gym teacher - was standing before them, wearing nothing but a neon yellow speedo.
