Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Omigod You Guys!

This is a request by Cherry_cutie_04 and I'm super duper sorry for the long wait!! And I absolutely hate you (joking, joking) because I could have had a good 5 hours of sleep last night... instead I was inspired to rewatch the Legally blonde movies until 4am...

In this chapter both Wade and Peter are 18, so legally allowed to marry, I think (I mean... it really depends on the country).

Anyway, HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! To everyone in a relationship, I hope today will be great! To anyone who isn't in a relationship I equally hope today will be great (and I hope that you know being in a relationship doesn't define your worth or your incredible-ness, because you're great)!

Warnings: mentions of attempted murder/death

Ships: Shurichelle, IronStrange, SpideyPool

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"Uh, Shuri?" Peter Stark-Strange asked, looking over at her. She was sitting across from him, trolling some guy on Twitter while they watched a movie in his bedroom. "I think Wade is going to propose to me tonight."

Shuri looked up immediately, throwing her phone across the room and turning off the tv. "Why?"

"He sent me flowers and a lego Star Wars set this morning..." He trailed off.

"Oh my gosh!" The princess of Wakanda squealed, clapping her hands together.

"...and he asked me in a date to make chimichangas at his place tonight."

Shuri paused her excited squealing, going from ecstatic to confused. "Why would that mean engagement?"

"Umm, when we first got together, he said that's his dream proposal."

Shuri stared at him for a moment, the grabbed out her phone. "Call the others, it's code W-day."

"Wait, what a-" Peter tried to ask, but was quickly interrupted.

"Dear Pete,
He's a lucky guy
I'm, like, gonna cry
I got tears coming out of my nose
Mad props!
He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
Cause you both have such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose!" Shuri sung, shaking Peter cheerfully.

Spider-Man's eyes were wide in confusion, but he quickly shook out of it as he recognised the song. "Shuri..."

A second later Ned and MJ burst through the door dramatically. This was especially odd as they had been nowhere near the tower when they received the call.

"Dear Pete,
Honey maseltav
future's taking off
Bring that ring back
and show it to me~" Ned exclaimed, throwing rainbow glitter at Peter.

"Four carats
A princess cut
Are you psyched or what?!
I just wish i could be there to see!" MJ added, throwing her own handful of glitter at the possible future spouse of Deadpool.

"When he gets down on one knee!" MJ, Shuri, and Ned sung together as Eddie (Venom), Loki, and Peter's brother Harley, entered the room.

"Omigod,
omigod, you guys
Looks like Pete's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
omigod, you guys!" They sung together cheerily.

"Omigod, this is happening
Our own homecoming king and king
Finally he'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
omigod, you guys!
omigod!" The squealed, all pulling Peter into one large group hug.

"Guys..." Peter whispered, half amused, half horrified, while MJ passed around a card.

"Okay,
Everybody signed, good
Now fall in line
And we'll start the engagement parade!" MJ exclaimed, getting a mortified squeak from Peter, who wouldn't have put it passed them to actually make a parade.