Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

The Fight

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE PEOPLES!!!!

This is a request by Pinkgirl2222 and I'm so sorry for how long it took! There is more to the request then what is shown in the screen shot, but I don't want to reveal everything.

Ships: SpideyPool, IronStrange, Stucky, BlackPepper, Shurichelle, Thoruce, ScarletVision.

Warnings: Swearing, bullying, fighting, mentions of falling from heights,

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"So... am I going to meet your family today?" Wade asked, climbing into Peter's window. Peter, Wade's boyfriend, jumped out of his desk chair, dropping his toast in surprise.

"Wade?! What the fuck! My room is on the twenty seventh floor!" Peter cried, alarmed by his boyfriends sudden arrival.

Deadpool winced, rubbing his head lightly. "Yeah, I know. I fell off the third and twenty first floor on my first two climbs. But I'm here now!"

Spider-Man took a deep breath, clutching his chest and letting out a deep breath while murmuring to himself. "Regenerating powers... remember his regenerating powers..."

"So, can I meet my hopefully future in-laws, Mr and Mr Stark-Strange? Plus those wacky adoptive relatives of yours." Wade asked after a few moments, leaning down to pick up Peter's toast and take a bite. "Vegemite? Nice."

Peter looked conflicted, but shook his head with a sigh. "No... I don't think they're ready to know yet. They're just... too protective. I don't know what they'll do when I say I'm dating someone. Much less that someone being a mercenary with healing powers!"

While Wade was only 17 (Peter being 16), he was already a very well known mercenary, which was attached to his status as Deadpool.

Wade pouted. "Fine, fine. I guess I'll wait... but I need to meet them soon. Gotta enchant them with my personality so I can marry you one day."

Peter snickered loudly, smiling brightly at his boyfriend. "We'll see."

Just then, a distant voice belonging to his father, Tony, could be heard. "Peter? Is something wrong?"

Two sets of footsteps followed, nearing Peter's bedroom door. In a moment of desperation, Peter turned to Wade. "Love you, see you after school!"

And with that, Peter shoved his boyfriend (who was wise enough not to scream) out of the window. Just in time, too, as the moment Deadpool's feet disappeared, his door was slammed open.

"Sorry, I was just being dramatic about dropping my toast." Peter explained, putting on feigned embarrassment while pointing at the floor, where his toast had been flung into the carpet for a second time.

Tony and Stephen shared a look before rolling their eyes and snickering loudly.

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"Fight back!" Flash snarled, shoving Peter harshly into the lockers.

The superhuman teenager simply stared at Eugene, not giving his bully the satisfaction of a response. This, in turn, angered him a lot more.

With a loud puff, Flash punched Peter in the nose. However, since Peter wasn't your average, everyday human Joe, the punch didn't hurt to the teen. At worst, it felt like a hard flick - not a punch.

"You, me. After school, in the gym. If you're not there, you're going to have a miserable year." Flash snarled, crossing his arms and waiting for a response.

With a loud groan, Peter agreed. "Fine!"

Peter regretted this decision immediately, but knew he had to stand by it. If he didn't attend the fight, swing a few purposefully extremely light punches, and then loose, it would be a lot more trouble then it was worth.

As Peter walked away, MJ and Ned (who had witnessed the interaction), shared a look. They had to do something.

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Four hours later, Peter stood face to face with Flash. Again.

This time, they were in the school gymnasium, surrounded by a crowd of students waiting rowdily for the fight.

MJ and Ned were nowhere in sight, which Peter was rather grateful for, as they were less likely to tell his parents this way.

However, before Flash could open his mouth to officially start the fight, there was a loud bang. Ned, MJ, and Shuri, who was holding hands with MJ, burst in through the doors, Black Panther trailing behind them.

"What the fuck?" Flash exclaimed, catching sight of the hero.

Not even a second later, the sound of a loud helicopter could be heard, and two women (Natasha and her wife, Pepper), Gracefully crashed through one of the panels of glass on the roof, landing in crouched stances on a small pile of glass.

Thor and Bruce were the the next to appear, crashing through the brick wall with the help of Thor's hammer. In a similar, somehow more chaotic manor, Bucky and Steve followed suit.

Except, Captain America and his Winter Soldier Boyfriend, crashed through the plaster well... right next to the door MJ, Ned, Shuri, and T'Challa were standing in.

Wand and Vision appeared within the crowd of students, while Loki teleported in with a flap of his cape.

And last, but not least, a large portal opened a few feet away from Peter and Flash, with a very cranky Tony and Stephen stepping out.

"How dare you bully my son!" Stephen snarled at Flash, pulling Peter behind them protectively.

"Dad-" Peter tried to interrupt, getting gasps from the crowd, who realised that he wasn't just Peter Parker, but Peter Stark-Strange instead.

"Hush, Peter, we're going to give this asshole a taste of his own medicine." Steve said, cracking his knuckles.

Spider-Man let out a horrified squeak, imagining the headlines that would come with this. Breaking news: The Avengers beat up teenage bully.

While Tony and Stephen shot forward, the others following suit, there was a loud crash,  with Deadpool crashing through another glass roof pane.

With a smirk, Suited-up Wade picked up his boyfriend and swung him around. "Waha! Your white knight is here! Here to save my boyfriend, and future husband from that tyrant of a beast!"

The superheroes froze at the word boyfriend, every single one turning to look at Wade. There was silence, with a horrified Peter blinking in shock.

Then, just as Peter had feared, they all turned on Wade instead.

Protective of their teenage superhero, every single hero wanted to show Wade exactly what would happen if he ever hurt Peter.

"Eek, Peter! Swing is away!" Wade cried, dodging a punch from Captain America.

Peter sighed, but did so with his concealed web shooters. As they swing out of the gym, and then into the night, Peter called out to his family and friends. "I'll introduce you to Wade when you calm down!"

"So, wanna get married?" Wade asked, smirking at his boyfriend.

"...Wade..."