Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

The Stark-Strange Shotgun Wedding

This is a request by vanessa_starkstrange and considering that it combines two of my favourite things (Hamilton and fictional weddings), this was super fun to write! Anyway, so sorry for how long it's taken!

Ships: IronStrange, Parley, Maytasha, Stucky

Warnings: Shotgun weddings, mentions of gambling, mentions of alcohol and it's consumption, swearing.

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The Avengers and Co didn't take random trips often. Everything was usually preplanned, down to the finest detail.

As such, the swarm of Heroes and friends were remarkably confused as to why they'd been shepherded onto Tony's Jet without explanation.

"When I said that we should get married, I meant in a few months time," Tony mumbled eventually, turning to his new fiancé, "not today. And most certainly not in Vegas."

A long moment of pure silence followed, every eye trained on Tony and Stephen.

"Hold the fucking phone," Peter Parker-Stark cried, shooting to his feet. "You're getting married?! TODAY?! AHHHHHH!"

Peter began hyperventilating, but not out of horror and distress. Instead the teen was a combination of excited and utterly delighted.

It took Harley pulling his boyfriend back into his seat before Peter could regain his composure. However, even then Peter had a large dopey grin on his face.

"Congrats, Tones," Rohdey said as Pepper flew across the deck, pulling Tony, then Stephen, into a hug.

"Yes, friend Tony and friend Stephen, congratulatory words are in order!" Thor boomed, clapping his hands together.

Loki sighed deeply, clutching the bridge of his nose. "Thor, just say congratulations. It's really not that hard. See, I'll show you; Congratulations."

"Wait," Steve said, frowning, "how are you getting married today? Doesn't a wedding take weeks, if not months, to plan?"

"We're going to Vegas," Stephen replied with a frown. "Tony just said that..."

"The press is going to have a field day with this," Natasha announced as May cackled at her side. They'd been married for a few years, just after Peter had been adopted by Stephen and Tony. As such, they knew the media circus that came with weddings first hand.

"Fuck yeah, shotgun weddings and gambling!" Bucky swore, a wide grin spreading across his face. "Now THAT'S a memorable event!"

Steve frowned deeply at his boyfriend, not sure whether to take it as a joke or feel extremely concerned. He chose the second. "Unless you drink too much tequila and forget it all. Again."

In almost a blink of an eye, the swarm of heroes and their civilian friends/lovers were either sitting or standing in front of a snazzily dressed Elvis impersonator.

Stephen and Tony were standing at the alter, smiling dopily at each other while the last-minute chapel's photographer took picture after picture. It wasn't every day that Tony I-Am-Mother-Fucking-Ironman-You-Ignorant-Slut Stark got married to Doctor Strange, a well know sorcerer hero and queen bitch amongst magicians.

"I assume you both have prepared your vows?" Elvis asked, looking between the two soon-to-be husbands.

As the two heroes nodded, Elvis gestures for Tony to say his part.

"I love you, highly esteemed Doctor and sorcerer Stephen Vincent Strange. Romantically, I love you more than anyone, well, ever. As such, I will be spending the rest of my life with you. You already said yes, no backing out now! You're stuck with me!" Tony teased, getting a laugh from the small crowd.

"As such I promise to listen to Hamilton with you and Peter on road trips, whenever you want, because," Ironman paused, making an almost pained face. "I hate that I'm saying this... I'm not throwing away my shot."

Peter practically cackled within the crowd as the others resolved into chuckles and snorts. For someone surrounded by Musical lovers, Tony really didn't like them. Stephen, on the other hand, looked ready to coo.

"But seriously," Tony said after a lengthy pause, "I love you."

Considering that they had practically no notice to prepare vows, Tony's were better than Stephen had ever imagined. Now he has big shoes to fill...

"Tony, I could babble on for hours about how great you are - your selflessness, your ambition, your kindness, etcetera, etcetera. Instead, I'm going to make a promise. I promise to amaze and thrill you each and every single day. To add a bit of pizzazz to your world," Stephen proclaimed passionately, shaking his hands to release a puff of rainbow glitter from either sleeve.

Peter, Loki, Bucky, and Nat whooped at the dramatic display of glitter, while the others rolled their eyes or snickered.

"But most importantly," Stephen continued, tone now serious, "I promise stick by your side, through thick and thin. As long as I'm around, I will never let you feel abandoned."

A resounding 'awww' came from the crowd of family and friends, along with the priest who quickly put back on a professional mask.

The Elvis cosplayer handed each hero a wedding ring, which they then took turns slipping into each other's ring finger. The rings themselves were remarkably beautiful and expensive, so they were definitely going to be the talk of gossip blogs and magazines by the end of the week.

"Do you, Stephen Vincent Strange take Anthony Edward Stark to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, for all of eternity?" Elvis asked, looking at the sorcerer expectedly.

"I do."

The priest turned to Tony this time. "And do you, Anthony Edward Stark, take Stephen Vincent Strange to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, for all of eternity?"

"I do."

"Then you may kiss the groom," Elvis announced, extending his arms to perform unnecessary but very welcome jazz hands.

Once the new husbands had pulled away from their kiss and the guests finished their applause, Peter shot to his feet, glaring around the room. "As much as I love Angie, if any of you pull an Angelica Schuyler and start singing Satisfied at the reception, I will kill you."

"Here, here!" Pepper, Natasha, and May shouted.

Bucky, on the other hand, had a more pressing matter in mind. "LETS GO PARTY IT UP IN VEGAAAAAS!"