This is a book of insane One-shots centring around everyones favourite friendly neighbourhood spider!
Warning ⚠️ !!! Will include:
- a LOT of swearing
- this book is verrrrryyyyy gay. Like 99.999% of my ships are gay.
- possibly, most likely, de...
I am not, nor have I ever been, a cheerleader so I'm basing this chapter off the cheerleading tryouts usually seen in Disney channel original movies, tv shows, etc.
Also, this chapter has been requested by @YumiAyshi and I apologise for the long wait.
Also x 2, here's Tom Holland badly photoshopped into a cheerleading outfit. I'm not even sorry.
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Ships: Ironstrange and Parley
Warnings: Swearing
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It was a very confusing day for the occupants of Avengers tower, and it had only just began.
They had all been woken by a high pitched shrieking sound coming from Peter's bedroom, but since he wasn't harmed (according to both Friday and Karen) they decided against checking on him.
As the Avengers sluggishly ate breakfast, Loki slinked into the kitchen, confused. "Does... does anybody know why Peter's wearing a feminine cheerleading outfit?"
There was silence from the heroes, before a confused and synchronised 'huh?' came from each of them.
"He is?" Asked Tony, who was strangely surprised considering Peter had never been an overly masculine person - dabbling in both drag and crossdressing in the past.
Loki nodded before grinning. "Maybe he's joining his school's cheerleading squad!"
The other laughed, a few rolling their eyes. It was well known to both his family, and a majority of the people he had come into contact with, that he was a very socially anxious person - unless he had digested enough sugar to make a grown man feint.
Much to their surprise, not a minute later a very jittery Peter Stark-Strange threw the kitchen door open. "I'm joining the cheerleading squad today."
The frozen Avengers and Loki all stared at him for a few moments, surprised by the irony of the situation, before knocking out of their shock and smiling at the teen.
The first question on everyone's minds was asked by a grinning Stephen. "How much sugar have you eaten today?!"
"Not much... a kilo, I think? I dissolved it into a bunch of water and drank it while I did the 17 assessments I have duo on Friday." Peter spoke at rapid speed.
If his family hadn't been used to his fast talking habit, they wouldn't have understood a word he said.
"Well, good for you, Petey!" Natasha said, passing him a plate with some toast.
Steve nodded, grinning. "Yeah, you'll do great, kid."
"Man of Spiders, if there is anyone fit to become one of the leaders of cheer, it is most definitely you!" Thor exclaimed, clapping the teen on the back.
