Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Decision Making (Ft. A Fire Breathing Sheep)

So yeah, getting a book published isn't as easy as I hoped. I received my second rejection, I haven't heard back from another place that I submitted my book to, and very few places are open for submissions right now. Everything's not coming up Milhouse...

This is a request by @AdrianGrace7 and I'm super sorry for how long it's taken!

I've got a school break coming up, so I'm hoping to get the last few requests I have done within the next few weeks. If I took your request at the end of last year (September - October), it'll be posted very soon!

Warnings: Swearing, fighting, people making decisions for others without their consent, controlling parents, Avengers being full of themselves (kind of?), some of this chapter could be seen as triggering for anger

Ships: Stony, SpideyPool
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The large group of Avengers, plus Wade, were crowding around the living room of Stark Tower, each inserting their opinion on where their tri-yearly vacation should be held.

Except, one member of their odd family was missing - Peter Stark-Rogers.

"Shouldn't we ask Peter where we should go on vacation?" Natasha asked, looking around the group.

Bucky shook his head. "Nah, he won't care."

"He will." Wade replied instantly, wrinkling his nose. "He'll be extremely pissed because you're not taking his opinion into account."

"I doubt it." Steve scoffed. "We're his family, we know what's best for him and for us. He won't care if we decide without him."

Peter did care, though.

He'd gone to the bathroom for five minutes, yet when he'd come back the decision was made and a trip to the Bahamas was paid for. Peter didn't overly voice his displease, as he was still going on a vacation, it just wasn't what he wanted to do, and the Avengers could see that.

"Told you so." Wade announced, glowering at the heroes as Peter fled from the lounge room.

Despite Peter's clear displeasure and Wade's input, the Avengers continued making decisions on the teenager's behalf. 

For example, three days later, a frantic Peter burst into the training room, Deadpool trailing behind him.

Peter was visually freaking out, hair messy and faced white as a ghost. "Dad! Where's my super suit?!"

"Oh, I took it for repairs." Tony replied, looking at his son in amusement. "You should have it back in three weeks."

"Three weeks?! But I need it for crime fighting! Why didn't you ask before you took it, I've been searching for hours!" Peter shouted, shaking with anger.

Ironman shrugged. "Eh, I thought it would be fine. Just don't go out as Spider-Man."

"I- It's not... UGHH!" Peter cried, fists balling up as he turned around and stormed out of the training room. He didn't want to say or do anything that he would later regret, but his father had seriously pissed him off.

Wade glared at the older superhero. "I told you not to touch his super suit."

With that, one angry and one highly annoyed teenage superhero were out of the training room, doors slamming shut.

However, it all came to a head three weeks after the vacation incident.

"What are we going to do?" Steve asked, looking around the room. "It's not like we can just walk up to him and say, 'Hey, kiddo, we're going to go fight a supervillain on another planet. Wanna come with?'. That would be insane!"

The Avengers mumbled in agreement, not wanting Peter anywhere near the battle they were about to fight. They'd been called up by the Guardians of the Galaxy to defeat some giant sheep monster thing, which had the brain and mannerisms of an evil genius billionaire. Apparently this giant sheep could breath fire, too.

"Actually, that's exactly what you should do." A voice replied, with Wade's head popping down from the vents.

"AHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK?!" Clint shrieked, yanking off his shoe and throwing it at Wade's face.

"Ow." Deadpool said, severely unimpressed that his face was now hurting.

"We're his family, Wade. We know what's best for him." Natasha stated, looking quite unimpressed.

Bruce nodded in agreement. "Yeah, you've been dating him for what? A year? We've known him since Steve and Tony adopted him as toddler."

Deadpool shook his head, glaring at the other heroes. "Peter deserves to make his own decisions."

Before anyone could reply, Wade called out for his boyfriend, who hurried into the room about a minute later. Peter was surprised by the meeting which seemed to be going on without him, and rather hurt. "Are you making decisions for me again?"

Steve and Tony shared a look, before replying in sync. "Sometimes, it's for your own-"

"Actually, no it's not. It's just extremely infuriating." Peter interrupted, glowering at his fathers. "Now, I want to make my own choices on whatever is happen. Spill the tea."

The Avengers sat in silence, unsure how to proceed, until Thor spoke up. "Man of Spiders, we will be going to go and fight a fire breathing, fluffy white wool providing beast in space. He acts very smart and evil, like brother Loki, but he is much larger and has four legs not two."

Peter blinked at the Asgardian for a moment, then turned to look at Wade, who nodded. While absolutely insane, what Thor had said was true.

Then the puzzle pieces feel into place and Peter realised what had happened. "Wait, Sir Fire Fluff Bottom the ninety-seventh is in space?!"

"I may have accidentally put a jet pack on him last week...?" Wade said sheepishly, getting a glare from his boyfriend.

The Avengers, however, had no idea what was going on or how to react. They were all surprised and annoyed that Wade knew more about Peter than them, but they were even more surprised by the fact that Peter apparently had a sheep. 

"SIR WHAT?!"