Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

The Trip To California (Ft Karens, Wigs, Pigeons, And Pure Stupidity)

This request is from @Fabulous_Anime who let me pick which ships I use, so hopefully they like the ones I've chosen! Also, apologies for how long this took to write and publish!

I think I'm going to make Mr Scones a reoccurring bully-teacher character, like I do with my Mr Hall teacher character (but Mr Hall's a good teacher).

Ships: Spiderchair (I'm calling Ned x Peter that and no one can stop me), Shurichelle, and Ironstrange

Warnings: Swearing, Karens, Chads, mentions of public nudity (nothing explicit AT ALL, I don't write explicit stuff), attempted murder plotted by animals (you'll understand later)

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Day 1
What could go wrong when your billionaire inventor and mystical sorcerer parents accompany you on a week long school trip to a whole other state?

Everything.

Every fucking thing.

An absolutely horrendous number of things.

Peter, Tony, and Stephen Stark-Strange stood in the gatehouse of the large New York airport, blurry eyed and tired. It was 2:30am and the flight Midtown High had mistakenly booked was scheduled to leave within the hour.

Dozens of equally tired teens, parents, guardians, and some teachers, covered the grotty fabric chairs, too sleepy to care about the germs. 

Tony and Stephen had offered the use of their private jet for this trip - which would reduce the school's costs, make it so they wouldn't have to wake up at 1am, and be a much nicer overall experience - but the school refused. Apparently, the use of a private jet to transfer students to and from camps and trips was strictly prohibited by the higher-ups in the school's metaphorical food chain.

"The is some stupid ass bullshit." Tony said, scowling and looking around.

One of the middle aged women nearby gasped, grabbed her teenage son's ears and hissed at Tony. "Don't speak like that! Children are present!"

"We don't give a fuck about your crotch goblin, Karen!" Peter snarled, glaring at his schoolmate's mother. Stephen and Tony sassily snapped their finger in agreement, smirking at the woman.

Mr Hall sauntered over, Starbucks frappe in hand, with a scowling Mr Scones, and a stoic Mrs Green following closely behind. "What seems to be the problem here, kiddos?"

Seeing the commotion, MJ and Peter's boyfriend - Ned - joined the group as well.

Peter grinned brightly at his favourite teacher, smiled and nodded politely at Mrs Green, and wrinkled his nose at Mr Scones. "Nothing much, Mr Hall, I'm just doing as you taught us in Maths class last week."

Karen's head snapped up, eyes narrowing. "And what was that?! To yell profanities at your betters?!"

"Pfft, bitch please, Martha!" Mr Hall scoffed, "You? Better then the Stark-Strange family?  Ironman over there just donated half of his fortune to end homelessness, build schools in Africa, and cure cancer. What have you done lately?"

"Ohhhhhhhhh!" Peter, Ned, and MJ exclaimed in sync.

The Karen - now known as Martha - spluttered indignantly, turning an odd shade of purple. She turned to her son, who was blushing in embarrassment. "Come on, Kendrick, were going home! I am NOT attending some stupid trip just to be treated like some... some commoner!"

Kendrick complained but was eventually dragged out of the airport by his mother, just in time for the boarding of the plane to start.

The plane trip was uneventful to say the least. Almost everyone fell asleep soon after takeoff, and there were no huge bursts of drama from the teens - except when Annie Davidson began singing the German alphabet In her sleep, even though she didn't know any German...