This is a book of insane One-shots centring around everyones favourite friendly neighbourhood spider!
Warning ⚠️ !!! Will include:
- a LOT of swearing
- this book is verrrrryyyyy gay. Like 99.999% of my ships are gay.
- possibly, most likely, de...
Sorry for my inconsistent posting lately, binge watching What We Do In The Shadows and Squid Game has really reduced my writing time. Both are soooooo good, though. I totally recommend watching them!
Ships: Shurichelle, BlackPepper, IronStrange
Warnings: Swearing, vague mentions of Nazis (in relation to Hydra), threats, hospitalisation, mentions of sexism, mentions of violence
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"Why do we have to be here for the preview?" Tony complained as he, the other Avengers, Stephen, T'Challa, Shuri, Pepper, Loki, and Peter were forcibly shoved into the home theatre.
Well, almost all of them were shoved. Peter and Shuri were the only ones happy and willing to be present.
"Because the tips mentioned in this video all revolve around one, or multiple of you," Fury snapped back, glaring at each person as they chose their seats. "Right, Peter?"
Peter nodded his head frantically, grinning toothily. "Yessiree, Mr grandpa Fury, sir!"
As the most likeable person within their odd, abstract family, it was up to Peter to make the bi-decadly 'Survival Tips For New Recruits' video for SHIELD. Which was now Nazi and Hydra free, thank you very much.
At the request of Fury, this video had been scripted, filmed, and produced by Peter, MJ, Shuri, and Ned. A horrifying combination, in forethought, but whatever. As long as the video ran through all the basic do's and don't's of working with the Avengers, it couldn't be too bad, right?
Wrong.
Shuri cackled as Peter clapping his hands together, almost shaking in anticipation. Those around the two teens couldn't help but feel remarkably concerned.
However, before they could voice this concern, Fury clicked the tv remote.
As the home theatres lighting turned off and the screen lit up, everyone went silent.
After a brief, cheesy, opening sequence, Peter could be seen on the scene.
"Hello all," Peter said, waving to the camera. "New recruits, victims, and those of you stupid enough to want to work for SHIELD... welcome to the force."
Shuri stepped into the scene, T-posing to assert dominance. "Today we are running through the thirteen Do's, Don't's, and basic rules of working with the Avengers."
MJ stepped in next, copying Shuri's pose. "You better listen up, buckeroos. This is for your own good!"
Ned rolled in through the middle, stopping on his side, hand on his hip and face pointing to the camera. "Good luck - you're gonna Ned it! Haha, get it? Ned it!"
They each flung a handful of glitter at the camera, and a 1 appeared on the screen.
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