Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

The Air Force Field Trip

First of all Happy Hanukkah to all of my Jewish readers!

Secondly, Eeeek! I've had this request in the back of my mind for so long! This is a Percy Jackson crossover, woo! It won't be set within any particular book, but it's set after the original five. This means there are no spoilers for the other ones, but you don't really even need to have read any of the Percy Jackson books to understand this chapter.

This is also a request by Guns_Is_My_Life and so sorry it took so long!

Ships: Perceter (Percy Jackson x Peter Parker), IronStrange

Warnings: Swearinggggg, Donald Trump mentions, talk of weaponry

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"Peter!" Tony shrieked, running out of his bedroom with a half asleep Stephen in tow. "We're late for your field trip to that stupid Air Force base! WAKE THE FUCK UP! Are you ready to leave?!"

They, along with a handful of the Avengers we were come along, were meant to leave an hour prior but had accidentally slept in.

Peter walked out from his bedroom - fully dressed and unamused. "Dad, I have been trying to get you both up for two hours. EVERYONE is waiting. Everyone."

Stephen yawned tiredly, while Tony's eyes widened in alarm. "You... you have? Give us ten minutes and we'll be ready to go. Stephen! Honey, wake the fuck up we look like bad parents."

The sorcerer grumbled lightly about not caring, before Tony spoke up again. "Kathy is going to judge us."

Stephen snapped awake immediately, hissing loudly. "That bitch will WHAT?! Grab your shit, we have a field trip to attend."

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Spending an hour in a cramped limousine filled with heroes would have been almost any teenagers dream.

Not for Peter Stark-Strange.

Stephen, who had been magic-ing up tea cup after tea cup, was ranting and rambling about Kathy, while Tony was nursing his third cup of whisky by the time they pulled up.

Not to mention Thor had brought seven boxes of pop tarts for the trip, Natasha and Clint were comparing the assortment of deadly weapons they had brought, and Bruce was talking in his sleep about some messed up dream he was having.

Apparently, the Hulk was being forced to be the flower girl for Trump and Biden's wedding.

Steve and Bucky were also in attendance, with Steve taking up a majority of the leg room by doing push ups in the middle of the limo. Bucky, on the other hand, was loudly complaining about some guy named Sam to an uninterested Loki.

So, yeah. Peter was not having a good time. Truely, the only reason he was even going on the stupid field trip, was because another school would also be attending the tour.

The school which just so happened to have his secret boyfriend - Percy Jackson - in attendance.

The couple had met a year prior, when they were fifteen, and had hit it off right away. Percy had only been in New York for two weeks, but the pair quickly began dating, moving to online dating and through letters.

According to Percy, he wasn't able to use his phone throughout the summers because the camp he attended claimed that they attract monsters. Peter had found this quite amusing but didn't question It.