Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Angsty Teenage Peter

I'm working on a very interesting request at the moment so I decided to post one of my older one-shots. It's not edited though so...

Summary: Peter is an angsty teen.

Warnings: A LOT of swearing.

Ships: Shurichelle, Science Bros,

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Peter Stark-Banner, the adorable, kind heart, intelligent son of Tony and Bruce Stark-Banner, was just amazing.

He was perfect in every single way and, unlike most people his age, he wasn't an angsty 16 year old.

Okay, thats a lie.

One random Monday morning, Peter woke up at 3am and couldn't go back to sleep.

Having only 30 minutes of sleep seemed to make the teen go from the lovable happy boi we all know and adore, to an angsty teenager.

Growling, he stormed into the bathroom, pulled out black hair dye.

Before ge had even decided to dye his hair, he had texted Ned, MJ, and Shuri which had woken them all up. The princess of Wakanda was staying at the tower and going to Midtown High as punishment for making the Wakanda water supplies rainbow. How she did that nobody knows.

Gay_AF_Spider: Going Emo! You guys in? 🖤

I'mABadBitch: Okay loser.

Guy_In_The_Chair: Sure thing fam! I've already got the black hair

I'm_Shuri_I'm_A_Lesbian: Yes! Yes! A million times yes!

Dyeing his hair took a good two hours seeing as he was half asleep and grumpy. Deciding black hair just wasn't enough, Peter went through his HUGE closet and pulled out everything black.

Which was a lot of clothing considering he could probably wear a different outfit everday for a year without washing anything.

Peter ended up in black skinny jeans with chains on the sides, a pair of biker boots, a leather jacket, and a shirt saying 'Move, I'm Gay!' in rainbow.

Looking in the mirror, Peter couldn't help but feel like he was missing something.

Pulling out the makeup he used for drag, which was his favourite hobby and a story for another time, he got to work.

Black lipstick, mascara, and eyeshadow was applied to his face before he started painting his nails.

In the end he was barley recognisable.

At 7 in the morning, Peter strutted into his second favourite room in the house, the eatey cookey room.

"I'm renaming myself Lucifer Motherfucking Pamila Death Guy." Peter said, sitting down at the kitchen table. The present Avengers and Co just sat there staring at him, not saying a word.

"Pe- What the fuck did you do to yourself?!" Bucky shouted, walking into the kitchen with his boyfriend Steve behind him.

"My name is LuCiFeR MoThErFuCkInG PaMiLa DeAtH GuY!" He shouted, triggered by his uncle miss naming him.

Bruce turned his eyes towards his husband before speaking slowly. "What did you do to our son?"

"Me? What did I do?!" Tony cried, aghast at his husband's words.

"Its always you!" The scientist exclaimed while pointing at Tony.

Natasha and Pepper sighed and left the kitchen after stating that they would be going to Vegas until Peter was sorted out.