Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Baby Stark-Barnes Was Stolen!

Hello all! I am unable to contact the requester for this request, their username is or was Gay-Rainbow-Potato so if you're the requester for this chapter but changed your name, message me and I can @ you in the comments of this section!

Anyway, I'm soooooo happy that I've finally got this chapter finished! I hate having requests from last year that I still need to write, which is why I'm attempting to write as much as possible right now! And this is my first SpiderVenom one-shot, yay!

Ships: SpiderVenom and WinterIron (Or Tucky, as seen in the request!)

Warnings: Swearing, kidnapping (I guess?), cheesy getting together scene (I've never been in a relationship, idk how I get two characters together),

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At was a day like any other for the Avengers Tower household, really.

They (Steve, Bucky, Tony, Natasha, Thor, Clint, Loki, And Peter) were lounging on the couches in the main living room, binge watching the Harry Potter movies and discussing their favourite HP fanfiction troops.

"Puh-lease! Pansmione is the best!" Loki hissed, glaring at the others.

Natasha and Bucky Stark-Barnes nodded, speaking in sync. "Agreed."

"Linny and Drarry the best! But I agree, Hermione could have done SO much better." Tony exclaimed, rolling his eyes.

"Madam Pomphrey and Minerva McGonagall are my OTP!" Peter screeched, getting confused looks from his family.

"Why?" Steve asked simply, not expecting the mini rant that was targeted at him seconds later.

An hour or so of fangirling/boying over ships, they were launched off of the couch and through one of the walls, by an 'angry' A.I. Aka Friday.

"Have you not looked out your window?!" The A.I's almost monotone voice said, a few octaves louder then her usual level. If she could have sounded angry, she definitely would have. "Venom has been tearing New York apart for 3 hours!"

"Huh, that's weird. But why are you telling us?" Bucky said, looking out the window.

"Oh for fucks sake!" The A.I exclaimed, sending a few high tech suits flying, and some objects towards the Avengers. "You have 10 seconds to put your suits on before I throw you out of the tower."

Peter's eyes widened and he yanked the Spider-Man suit on at lighting speed. Loki rolled his eyes and walked out of the room, planning to go start online fight with a bunch of transphobic people on tumblr.

Natasha and Clint (who didn't have suits fly at them) ripped off their normal clothing to reveal the Black Widow and Hawkeye costumes.

Why were they wearing them? Nobody knows.

Bruce frowned, looking down at the book titled 'How To Get Angry' he'd received instead of a super suit.

Thor shrugged and lifted his hammer off the ground, where it had landed in front of him. His costume quickly morphed around him in a very dramatic, lightning and screaming filled scene.

Steve began quickly trying to tug on his costume, but only got it half on before 10 seconds was over.

Bucky and his husband, Tony, on the other hand, stood there defiantly. "No, I don't think I will." Tony said, crossing his arms.