Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Growing Up With The Avengers

I think I might be hallucinating because when I looked at this book this morning it had over 770 reads. Thank you all so much for reading the stupid dribble that I write!

Summary: Peter grows up with the Avengers.

So basically I'm not going by any of the movies. Bucky, Loki, Sam, Steve, Nat, Bruce, Clint, Wanda, Vision and Pietro (yes, he's still alive) are apart of the Avengers. Wolverine will also be mentioned but only quickly.

Warning ⚠️: Swearing

Ships: Stony, Spideypool (Wade is 1 year older then Peter)

——————— 2 weeks old

Tony couldn't remember the last time he felt like this. He was stunned. A baby, his baby, had been left on his door step.

The baby's birth certificate sat on top of the blanket with the names 'Mary Parker' and 'Tony Stark' written where it said 'Parents.'

Peter Stark looked up at his father with large brown eyes and cooed.

Tony thought his heart would burst and a large smile lit up his face. He was glad that he had come down here to see what the ruckus was about, everyone had been freaking out over this little baby.

Picking Peter and the certificate up from the basket he awed over the beautiful little boy.

Pepper, who had come downstairs a minute ago, looked at the child confused before Tony handed her the birth certificate.

Her mouth made an 'o' before she smiled down at the baby.

"So, what are you going to tell your boyfriend?"

———————— 2 years old

"Where's Peter?" Steve cried, looking around the tower with tear pooling in his eyes.

The other Avengers were also looking for the boy, scared that he had gotten himself killed. (or worse, expelled!)

They all stopped dead when a light giggle was heard from the ceiling. Slowly they all looked up before gasping in shock.

Peter Stark-Rogers, the two year old little angel, was sitting on the ceiling while eating a cookie.

"Mama! Dada! Cookie!" Peter yelled, laughing loudly and dropping a few crumbs on Thor's head.

Tony passed out cold, going down like a plank, while Steve daintily fainted like stereotypical girls do in movies.

They had to use the broom to get him down.

—————— 4 years old

"Mama! Why are we here?" Peter complained, clutching to Steve's pants.

"We need to get a few things, sweetie. Wait here while I grab some apples." Steve answered before walking quickly towards the nearby fruits.

Captain America should have known better.

The moment his mother stepped away, Peter disappeared into the isles, stopping at the frozen food section.

"Have you seen my son?! He's this tall, obviously gay, but we haven't had the talk yet!" Steve screamed running down the isles.

He stopped when he entered the frozen section.

Peter was laying in one of the freezers, arms crossed over his chest as if he was dead.

Two goth teens stood next to him, reading from a book out loud.

"We are here today to celebrate the life-" One of the teens started.