Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Does Peter Have A Boyfriend?!

This chapter was a request from damfaefireheart172 and I apologise profusely for how long it's taken to write and post!

Hopefully this chapter is good, I really like it, at least!

Ships: Stony, SpideyPool, Frostmaster, Thoruce, BlackPepper, Shurichelle

Warnings: Swearing, stalking, nosy parents, forced coming out (I mean, I'm making it sound a lot more serious then it is in this chapter, but this is a serious warning in general)

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The tower was strangely calm that morning, with Peter already off to school and most of the Avengers eating breakfast pleasantly. This calm quickly ended as Steve and Tony Stark-Rogers burst into the kitchen.

Cutlery was dropped in surprise by Bruce, Thor, Bucky, and Clint, while Natasha and her a wife, Pepper, just sent them a deadpanned look. Loki and Grandmaster were also in the kitchen, but payed them no mind as they continued to eat.

"What is it this time?" Pepper sighed,

"We think Peter has a boyfriend!" Tony exclaimed, eyes wide with shock.

There was silence from the rest of the room as the Avengers, along with Loki, Pepper, and Grandmaster, blinked at the couple owlishly.

It was clear that Steve and Tony took this silence as a comment on the sanity behind their theory, which made them both extremely angry. While immediately Tony turned to leave defiantly, Steve made a loud announcement before following. "We will find evidence and prove all of you bitches wrong!"

There was more stunned silence for a few moments, as the couple left, before Bucky slapped his forehead at his best friend's stupidity.

Thor looked around the table as the husbands went out of eat shot, clearly stunned. "They don't know that Peter has a boyfriend? I thought everyone knew,"

"Yep."

The Norse god rolled his eyes, grinned widely. "Ha! And you Midgardians think that I'm the dumb one."

"Honey..." Bruce let out a deep sigh, shaking his head at his husband. "I'm sorry but you are a bit. Even your brother's weird boyfriend knows how to use an iPad."

Loki and Grandmaster snickered loudly, getting a pout from the blonde god who quickly defended himself. "Hey! The pads of eyes are as difficult to use as the vs of ts!"

Bruce sighed loudly while everyone else, excluding Thor, held in snickers.

Little did they - and Peter - know that Tony and Steve were planning a strangely in-depth investigation into Peter's love life...

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"Move over, Tony!" Steve hissed, elbowing his husband in the side as they pressed their ears against the doors of Peter's walk-in closet.

Ned and Peter was sitting on the floor, building a giant Hogwarts out of LEGO as they discussed a group project for school. While both Stark-Rogers parents knew that the two were just friends, they'd always had a sneaking suspicion that perhaps they were a secret couple and Peter was in the closet.

Though, there was quite a bit of irony in their thought process considering that they were hiding in a closet... but that's not important.

"You move over!" Tony snarled back, elbowing Steve twice as harshly since he didn't have super strength, like his husband.