This is a book of insane One-shots centring around everyones favourite friendly neighbourhood spider!
Warning ⚠️ !!! Will include:
- a LOT of swearing
- this book is verrrrryyyyy gay. Like 99.999% of my ships are gay.
- possibly, most likely, de...
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2:01AM Gay_AF_Spider: Hey
2:07AM Gay_AF_Spider: Hey
2:11AM Gay_AF_Spider: Hey
2:14AM Gay_AF_Spider: Hey
2:16AM Gay_AF_Spider: Hey
2:19AM Gay_AF_Spider: Hey
2:23AM Gay_AF_Spider: Hey
2:27AM Gay_AF_Spider: Hey
2:29AM Guy_In_The_Chair: Dude i was asleep. Anyway, what's up fam?
2:31AM Gay_AF_Spider: I have the memest of memes to ever meme.
2:32AM Guy_In_The_Chair: tf are you waiting for! Send it!
2:34AM Gay_AF_Spider:
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2:36AM Guy_In_The_Chair: I'm dyyyinngg!
2:37AM Guy_In_The_Chair: uh oh. Mum just heard me. gtg. See you later if not dead.
2:41AM Gay_AF_Spider: I will speak at your funeral😂
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3:57AM Gay_AF_Spider: I need you to come to the lab and kill this creepy spider fucker.
3:59AM IronDad: Firstly, are you looking in the mirror again?
4:00AM Gay_AF_Spider: Noooooo...
4:03AM IronDad: I'm calling your therapist, again. Secondly it's 4AM. Go to sleep!
4:04AM Gay_AF_Spider: 😢
———— 4:47AM Caw_Caw_Motherfucker has started a conversation with Gay_AF_Spider
4:47AM Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: Tony just bitch slapped Steve.
4:49AM Gay_AF_Spider: Whhhhhhaaaattt?!
4:51AM Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: ikr! Steve said he was hotter and Tony disagreed.
4:56AM Gay_AF_Spider: I'd bitch slap Steve to if he said he was hotter then me.
5:01AM Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: ...
5:03AM Gay_AF_Spider: Wha?
5:06AM Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: ...
5:08AM Caw_Caw_Motherfucker: Have you talked to your therapist lately?
5:08AM Gay_AF_Spider: Haha... gtg
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