Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Ahh! The Tower is Haunted!

Summery:
The Avengers (excluding Tony) start to freak out because they keep seeing a brunette teenage boy that they believe is a ghost.

Tony never sold the tower and that's where all the Avengers live.

Warning ⚠️: Swearing at the end of the chapter.

Ships: Stucky, I guess?

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The first person to see the 'ghost' was Thor. He was sitting in the kitchen, eating pop tarts, when a brunette boy appeared before him. Well, less like appeared and more like fell from the ceiling while the god wasn't looking.

Thinking it was just his eyes were just playing tricks on him, or that it was a usual Midgardian occurrence, he continued eating his pop tarts.

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The next person was Natasha.

Natasha saw the teenager walk past an open doorway through the corner of her eyes. Thinking it was a nosey high school reporter that somehow got into the tower, she entered the room to find no one inside.

The only place they could have possibly left was through the window. 20 stories from the ground. It must have just been her imagination, right?

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Bruce was third to see this so called ghost. He had fallen asleep in his lab, head dangerously close to a vile of explosive chemicals.

He was half a sleep when he saw a mop of brunette hair, moving the chemicals away from his head.

"A-are you an a-angel?" He sleepily stuttered, looking at the blurry figure.

Peter smiled softly at the tired scientist, glad that one of his mentors hand to been injured. Bruce fell back asleep as the teenager disappeared.

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Steve and Bucky saw him about a week after Bruce did. The two had been watching tv and seen him in the reflection of the glass when it cut to commercials.

The both turned their heads at lightning speed, thinking they'd see a boy standing behind them. They did not. The brunette had jumped onto the ceiling, laying flat on his back.

At this point a small rumour had started at the tower, amusing Peter to no end, so he had decided to continue this... prank. He held in his laughter as the two super-soldiers looked at each other in fear.

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Surprisingly, or not surprisingly actually, Clint had been last to see him. Clint could be a very... vague... person, and might not see something completely obvious until he was hit in the face with it.

He had been laying in the vents, spying on random Avengers, when he saw the top of someone's head. Someone that he had never seen before.

The brunette, as if sensing the eyes staring at him, turned his face upwards. Peter tried not to burst into laughter, keeping a slightly creepy look on his face. He waved twice, slowly, making Clint very confused.

As the archer blinked, the teenage boy disappeared, making him once again confused. What the hell was happening?

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The next day all of the Avengers, minus Tony (who had called them crazy), met in one of the empty rooms.

"I don't know what is going on but I'm freaking the fuck out!" Clint yelled, slamming his head into a wall.

Natasha, who was sitting on a spare chair and filing her nails with one of her knifes, nodded and said "I'm not used to not knowing things which is making me very cranky. You do not want to see me when I'm cranky."

The male Avengers present shivered. She was more scary then any ghost.

After getting over their burst of fear, Bucky decided to sit on the floor like a child. "Ahh! The tower is haunted!" He screamed, pouting and crossing his arms, as if he was a toddler.

"I think we should just ask Tony if any-" Bruce started while rolling his eyes at the assassin, getting interrupted as the rooms sliding door opened.

"Hey guys, I found that ghost of yours." Tony said, every eye in the room turning to look at him and the brunette behind him.

"Meet my incredible personal assistant, Peter Parker." Tony continued, grabbing the teenager and pushing him forward.

"Heeeyyyy..." Six glares turned towards him. He was screwed.

The Avengers, minus Tony, started to walk closer too him, slowly.

Yep, he was definitely screwed.