Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

24 hours

This is a request given to me by coffee_____________ , as shown above. This is really different from what I usually write and I had no idea how to end it.

Yay, it's my birthday🎉! I'm one year close to me inevitable death...

Warnings: Swearing, blood, murder, death

Ships: IronStrange, Spideypool

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Peter was in the middle of a very boring English class when his Spidey Senses went off. Normally Peter, the hyper child of amazing-ness, would jump at the opportunity to get out of class and beat up some bad guys. But not today.

He sighed loudly before walking up to his teacher and asking for a bathroom pass. The teacher agreed, it was one less student he would have to teach for the next couple of minutes.

The brunette teen made his way out of the school in a grumpy mood. He didn't want to have to fight some random person that thought it would be a good idea to terrorise Queens at all, much less during school hours.

Changing into his Spider-Man suit and swinging angrily around for a couple of minutes, he came across someone he hadn't wanted to see for a very long time.

The Vulture.

Spider-Man sighed, swearing in his head that Fate is a bitch. That did not make Fate happy.

Peter Stark-Strange did not want to spend his Friday afternoon fighting the dickhead in front of him. He didn't want to arrive home covered in cuts and bruises. He didn't want to loose valuable planking time. But, even if he didn't want to, he knew he had to.

The Avengers and Deadpool, who had all been informed of Toomes's break out, were only minutes away from joining the fight.

"Pedro, vengeance shall be mine for what you have done to me!" The Vulture cackled madly. His eyes and hands were twitching, giving the impression to Peter that he was no longer mentally stable.

It seems that Adrian Toomes has been driven insane from his time in prison. What a pussy.

Peter groaned before trying to web up his ex-friend's father. Much to Peter's disappointment, the Vulture did not go down that easily.

Unlike every time that the hero and the villain fought, something in the universe shifted. I guess Fate really didn't like Peter cursing them out.

Just as Peter punched Toomes in the face, a burning acidic pain went through both of their skulls. It was as if someone had soaked skewers in vinegar and rock salt then shoved them slowly into the brains of the fighting duo.

Time itself seemed to slow down as Peter opened his eyes to find himself no longer in his own body. Somehow both of them had switched brains for no apparent reason.

While Peter was used to the agonising feeling seeing as he had a very high pain tolerance, Toomes was most certainly not. Toomes, in Spider-Man's body, fell unconscious from the agony his brain was going through just as the Avengers and Deadpool turned up.

Gasping in shock, everyone ran over to who they thought was Spider-Man. From the look of it, Toomes would definitely not awaken for a while.

Half of the Avengers took Toomes back to the tower while the other half, and Deadpool, turned to who they thought was the Vulture.

"How dare you hurt my Baby-Boy!" Wade shouted, even with the mask on, everybody could tell he was fuming.

"No, no! You misunder-" Peter stopped trying to explain as Thor's hammer was thrown at him.