Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Is Venom A Peter Or Peter A Venom?

Hello all! Quick note: I am still not taking requests and (even though I hate saying no to people) I need to be stern on this. However, if you want to see more of something mentioned in a chapter (I.e a ship, a personality trait in Peter, a location), write it in the comments and I'll see what I can do!

Anyway, this is a request by flashbossXD so sorry for how long it took!

Ships: SpideyPool

Warnings: swearing, mentions of potentially eating people and animals, threats, murder???, mentions of Satan (because I know some of you guys get upset, and in some cases rather rude, at mentions of anything religious), also Tony isn't Peter's father in this...

DUN DUN DUN PLOT TWIST BITCHES

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"Are you sure this is a good idea, dad? I mean, I'm sure home is safe enough." Peter asked, frowning softly as they rounded the corner to Avengers tower.

Peter's adoptive father, Nick Fury, gave him a look that simply read 'Do i look stupid to you? No bitch' before responding. "Yes, Peter, I'm sure. The house is under watch, and I can't have HYDRA or those bastards from HR find out and using you being Spider-Man to threaten me."

The teenager sighed with a frown, head flopping back onto the car seat. "Fine. What about that odd tour of the facilities I went on the other day? I've been feeling funny ever since. Could I have gotten sick? Shouldn't I stay at a hotel, or something, to not spread the sickness?"

"It's just your imagination - you're not getting out of this. Now, grab your shit, we've got superhero dumbasses to threaten into submission." Nick replied, pulling to a stop in the towers underground parking lot.

"You didn't tell them I was coming?!" Peter explain, horrified.

Nick simply raised an eyebrow. "Nope."

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The Avengers weren't sure what to think of Peter Parker-Fury, Nick Fury's adoptive son.

He was a seventeen year-old superhuman genius hellbent on 'sticking up for the little guy' in any way he could. Charity events, fighting crime as Spider-Man, donations, and he'd invented cheaply sold cures for multiple life threatening sicknesses.

Not to mention that his eighteen year-old boyfriend, Wade Wilson, was a mercenary who had regenerative powers and a thing for chimichangas.

All in all, they rather liked the kid, and were perfectly fine with him staying - even moving in with them full time, If Peter decided to.

Of course, they walked on eggshells around him for the first few days, before they got used to his quirks and relaxed, after which, Peter did the same.

However, everything changed on day four, for the teen at least.

Peter woke up starving that morning, his stomach swirling in and out of knots. This was odd as, even with his extraordinarily fast metabolism, he was never hungry until lunch time.

After a torturous trip from his room, the teen nearly dragged himself into the kitchen. Without a second look, each of the Avengers realised whoever got in between Peter and food would find themselves on the wrong side of his plastic fork.

He just didn't know what to eat.

The answer came in the form of a strange, raspy voice growling out two Harley audible words. "A bagel."

Peters eyes widened. All the Avengers, who he had only just noticed were in the room, were staring at him in confusion. From the slightly concerned looks on their faces, Peter knew they were all wondering if there was something wrong.