Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Rouges

I heard the most incredible news the other day... Hamilton's coming to Australia!

I'm writing to request at the moment which will be posted as soon as possible.

Summary: Captain America is a dick head, Peter is over protective, the fourth wall is broken, and Wade has given up.

Warning: Steve being a jerk, Swearing, Steve being beaten up.

Ships: Spideypool,
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Fuck.

That was the only word runing through Tony's mind as he looked at the Rouge Avengers.

It wasn't because he was worried that they were going to hurt him, again, he was worried about what Peter would do.

Peter Parker, his absoulute favourite person in the entire world, had been dropping hints about the Rouges and what he would do to them. It was only small things like 'I'm going to make them suffer' or 'They wont know what hit them', but the look of pure fury in his eyes was enough to let Tony know he was serious.

And it just so happened that Peter would be arriving to the tower within minutes.

Steve, Bucky, Sam, Wanda, and Natasha, all looked at Tony, waiting for him to make the first move and apologise.

He did not.

Silence filled the room, which also included Clint (he turned up every now and again to steal food from the fridge and pelt people with eggs) and Bruce. The billionaire just stared at the Rouges, unsure what to do.

"I-I thinks its best if you l-leave." Tony stuttered slightly, not wanting to go to prison for aiding Peter in murder.

Natasha frowned softly, feeling gulity about changing sides during the 'civil war'. Really, it was just a slow motion battle in a parking lot, definitely not a war.

Steve rolled his eyes at the stutter and opened his mouth to speak. "Look, we have done nothing wrong so you need to stop being such a spoiled assho-"

The America themed real life Ken doll was interrupted as the doors flew open.

A brunette teen stomped into the room angrily, eyeing the Rouges as he stopped in front of Tony protectively.

"Mr Stark," He said through clenched teeth, not taking his eyes off his father figure's old team mates. "What are they doing here?"

"They just showed up out of the blue about an hour ago..." The billionaire said, waving his hands around as he tried to explain the situation quickly.

"So you decided to turn up to the home of the person that you lied to, fought against, and left for dead? For what! To hurt him more then you all ready have?!" Peter shouted, losing all of his remaining calmness.

Steve looked at Peter with distain. "Look, son-"

"Don't call me son! Every night that Mr Stark cried himself to sleep over your betrayal, I was there! I comforted him as he had panic attack after panic attack! I stopped him from becoming an alcoholic again!" The teenager was positively fuming.

"Son, you need to-" Captain America growled, being interrupted by the superhuman teen.

"I swear to the gods, if you call me son one more time!"

Steve narrowed his eyes at Peter before calling his bluff. "Son."

The eyes of both Tony and Bruce, who had been staying with Tony at the tower and knew Peter very well, widened as Peter's left hand twitched.