Assassin's Creed One Shots

Movies You Make Him Watch/His Reaction

Warning: if any of you have not seen any of the movies I'm about to mention, there are spoilers.

Altaïr:
Movie: Titanic
Reaction: "What the fuck?!" Altaïr yelled, "Both Jack and Rose could have fit on that piece of debris!" You look at him, surprised he is even caring about this subject.

"Altaïr, yes they could have," you said agreeing with him, "But, with both of their body weights combined, that piece of debris would have sank and they would have both died," then you hear Altaïr mumble something that was incoherent to you. Then he looked at you.

"Well then Jack could have found another piece of debris," Altaïr pointed out. You nod.

"Yeah, maybe your right," You agree with him.

Arno:
Movie: Phantom of the Opera
Reaction: "So what did you think about that movie, Arno?" You ask him. He looks at you.

"That was some Yandere Simulator shit," Arno says, "The Phantom was seriously was clearly obsessed with Christine!" You laugh. Then you and Arno started singing the theme song for Phantom of the Opera, for some reason.

Connor:
Movie: The New World
Reaction: "Huh, I did not know Pocahontas was a real person," Connor says.

"Yeah, amazing what you can learn," you say, "Until I watched this movie, I thought Pocahontas was just a Disney character,"

"I can't believe she died when she was like 20," Connor says. Then you both just talked about the movie.

Desmond:
Movie: Gone with the Wind
Reaction: "Ha, I love that ending!" Desmond laughs out, "Okay this guy in the movie tries to get with the girl through the whole movie. But when the guy decides to leave her alone, she finally confesses her love for him but then he just does not care anymore. But she is like 'I love you!' Then he just responds with 'Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn," Desmond says while laughing non stop. You just shook your head not saying anything.

Edward:
Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean
Reaction: Edward stairs blankly at the screen. He sighs and shakes his head.

"Johnny Depp should not be a pirate," That was all Edward says, "Thank God there is only one,"

"Uhhh, I'm sorry to disappoint you but...... there is a whole series," You say.

"What?!" He shouts.

Ezio:
Movie: Romeo & Juliet
Reaction: At the end of the movie you hear sniffing coming from Ezio. You look over at him his brown eyes were all red and puffy. You almost broke down and you hugged him.

"Don't ever do what Juliet did!" He says while crying. You kissed his lips. He held you tightly.

"And don't you dare do what Romeo did," you tell him. You start sniffing a little.

Haytham:
Movie: The Duchess
Reaction: "I'm not too sure how historically accurate this movie is but nevertheless it was a good movie," Haytham says. You smile and you kiss his lips.

"By the way this movie is pretty historically accurate. Duchess Georgiana's  affair with Charles Grey did happen, her political involvement with the Whig party did happen, a lot of the stuff that happened in the movie did actually happen," you say. Haytham kisses your cheek and you and him watched another movie.

Jacob:
Movie: The Other Boleyn Girl
Reaction: "That was a screwed up movie," Jacob tells you, "King Henry was obsessed with having a son!"

"King Henry did have a ligament son though, with Jane Seymour," you say.

"You wanna know what? This subject confused me so I'm gonna end it right there," Jacob says.

Shay:
Movie: The Hunger Games
Reaction: "Here's what I don't understand..... did the capital really need to have children killing children to maintain peace within the district's?" Shay asks me, "I mean they could have had peace without the games,"

"That's a really good fucking point," you say.