Rex Salazar Headcanons

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These were requested by Naturewarrior 300 and I made them when I had writer's block so don't worry Alyssajj11, your oneshot is still in progress and should be out soon

- You met when you were fighting over the last cherry slushie at the Snack Shack

- Noah came over to check on him

-  You were already friends with Noah and talked casually as Rex tried to pull the slushie out of your grip

- It ended up all over you

-  It was his fault

-But you both were upset 'cause you had to settle for blueberry

-  You met him several times after that

-  Usually you or him were with Noah

-  You still hated him 'cause of the slushie incident

- He offered to buy you a new one as a truce

-You begrudgingly agreed and waited in line

-Rex mentally noted your clothes still smelled strongly of cherry slushie

-He didn't comment on it tho

-It was awkward af

"So....(Y/N), how was your day?"
"Boring, yours?"
"It was alright"

-As you walked out Rex opened the door for you

-There was a giant EVO attacking the city area

-And it just so happened to like cherries

-Rex gave you his slushie before going into action and knocking out the EVO before curing it

-He was slightly hurt

-He still grinned and gave you a thumbs up

-You shoved his slushie into his hand and brought him to your house

-You took care of his wounds

"(Y/N), you know you don't have to do this right? This is nothing!"
"Shut up and let me finish Rusty"
"Rusty, what kind of nickname is that?!"

"Yours now, idiot"

-He still insisted he didn't need help

-You knew it was bull

-With the hatchet buried you actually got along quite well

-He began tutoring you in Trig.

-You called him: Rusty, Idiot, Amigo, Trig Lord, Idiot Tutor, Diesel, Taco man (srsly, he knows the best taco places, no joke), Ace and Buddy Boi

-He called you: Amiga, Chica, Senorita, Princessa (you usually wack him over the head with your trig book so he only uses it when he texts you, you still wack him on the head anyway), Wonderfriend (he came up with a whole theme song, you punch him in the gut when he sings it, it does zero damage and only makes him laugh more), Miss Congeniality, Shorty and Half-pint

-He needed tips from Noah on how to tutor properly

-Half the time you would throw crackers at him for forgetting a crucial step for the type of problem you would focus on

-He caught all of them in his mouth and ate them

-He now calls you the Cracker Cannon

-That was when you would push him off his chair

"Ow! What was that for!?"
"Being an idiot, Rusty"

"Well you need my help to pass Trig, so who's the idiot now?"

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