Incorrect Quotes
Midoriya-
*At the hospital*
You: What happened!?
Him: Alright, but you can't get mad
You: What happened!?
Him: So I was minding my own business-
You: Liar.
Him: I was!
Bakugou-
*on one of the first dates*
Him: You look nice, I want to kiss you
You: What? O////O
Him: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YA!!!
Todoroki-
*Studying stressfully*
You: Chillax!
Him: That's not a word
You: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need to chillax the most
Him: *has an existential crisis*
Shinsou-
*3am chats*
Him: 'sleepy' is so much cuter than 'tired' everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy'
You: I'm 'sleepy' of your shit
Kirishima-
You: Did you eat my powdered doughnuts?
Him: *mouth full of doughnuts* no
You: Then what's that white powder on your pants?
Him: *internally panics* that's cocaine
Tokoyami-
*after breaking the mini fridge*
Dark Shadow: *screaming* IIIIIIIIIII FIXED IT!!!
Him: What did you fix?
Dark Shadow: EVERYTHING *fridge bursts into flames*
Dark Shadow: .....except that...
You: I got it
Calamari-
*Looking at the essay you wrote about why Pepsi is better*
Him: How much time did you spend on this, hmm?
You: Irrelevant. I would spend any amount of time to properly shame you
Iida-
You: When you said you'd do 'magic in bed' this wasn't what I was expecting
Him: *Holds up the three of clubs* Is this your card?
You: *sucks in a breath* Holy shit
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FanfictionThis book is completed but that doesn't mean you shouldn't read, here's a list of what I have: Oneshots Preferences Headcanons I also have a few oneshots with this: Boy x boy Girl x girl If you don't like them when you see them don't read em' I...
