One shots (1) (Completed)

Naruto Boys Preference

Requested by Nova Schuyler Hamilton

How you embarrass yourself in front of them (and their reaction)

Naruto-

Ok this was back in the Academy before you were dating. You tripped on your way to the lunchroom and got your bento box all over yourself. In front of everyone too! You wanted to die right there and then, but Naruto pushed through the crowd and yelled at them to get lost. When they left he brought you to the bathroom and tried to help get the stain out of your clothes and hair as much as possible. He even gave you his jumpsuit-jacket thing so you didn't have to go back to class with food-stained clothes, he even shared his ramen with you so you wouldn't get super hungry.

Sasuke-

Honestly, when have his fangirls not tried to embarass you in front of him. You were his girlfriend and they saw that as a threat. But one day was super embarassing for you. Basically all the girls were sneakily making you look bad during a mass training session with the whole school, kinda like a Sports Festival. You felt like a total idiot and you wanted to curl up in a ball. Especially since Sasuke would always walk away from you whenever you failed something or look in a different direction. Even though you knew Sasuke loves you it still scares you that he'll leave you 'cause your weak. Not to mention he's silent for a few days afterward and looks super concentrated. Though it turns out that he was just gaining evidence that the girls were doing things to make you seem less than professional and he also came up with a training regimen for you and him so you could get stronger and spend more time as a couple.

Neji-

It was Lee's fault. He was the one who started it. You guys were just chillin' until you got to the topic of old songs. You then argued that one was better than the other at singing Spice Girls and that is how Neji went to your house with the karaoke of Wannabe blasting through your house with you and Lee trying to sing at the top of your lungs in a song battle while you both were wearing the most 90s stuff you could find, including giant feather boas and tacky star sunglasses that were tinted neon colors. When you realized Neji was there you dashed to your room and it took Lee an hour to coax you out of your room because you thought that Neji was going to be super mad at you. But the only thing he was mad about was that you didn't include him in a competition against Lee.

Gaara-

You actually started dating because of this later on, some kids were picking on you and him and as much as he would've liked to kill them he knew that you, his only friend wouldn't like it. Then one of the kids blurted out your crush on him aloud and you wanted to die. This was not how you were planning on confessing to Gaara at all, if you ever worked up the courage to confess to him, but the choice was already made for you. Though your flight or fight response was activated and you ran. It took Gaara two days to find you and you had a small talk before you officially began dating.

Shikamaru-

You were practicing transformations (because like Naruto you suck at them) when Shikamaru walked in on you, he startled you and you accidentally made a really ugly transformation of yourself. Shikamaru couldn't help but laugh at it and you were not just mortified but mad too that he would laugh. Though when you saw yourself in a nearby mirror you laughed too.

Kiba-

You accidentally called a dog a horse in public once and when you realized you did that you were mortified. You just had a brain fart and forgot the word but your brain was like four legs + snout = horse. At first Kiba was a little offended that you would mix up dogs and horses but it takes him like an hour or less to get over it. Now it's a running joke and he calls horses, dogs. You slap him every time though, but it never stops him from laughing.

Kakashi-

You always say that you're going to beat him in a fight and never do. It's embarrassing because he hangs it over your head for forever and teases you about how you never learn, especially in public. And it sucks 'cause you have a strong moral code about not saying things you don't mean or follow through with, but you'll beat him one day.

Iruka-

Ok so Iruka was on a mission so you had to sub for his class. One day you were so tired that you accidentally gave them a bunch of messed up and butchered up facts. Though Iruka didn't figure out this until a few days later during a pop quiz. All the students (except for Sakura and Sasuke) totally failed and when he questioned them it was because you told them the wrong stuff, and you had a pretty lax teaching style too. Iruka was pretty mad at you for this because you had one job. Though he eventually gets over it and teasingly asks you about the facts you got wrong because 'he's trying to help you learn' or he'll just randomly shake his head and mutter a thing you let the kids do.

Jiraiya-

You sang 'Stayin' Alive' under your breath as you used CPR on a squadmate once during a mission. Despite the seriousness of the situation Jiraiya actually tried making it a killer duet with you by singing it while being super extra. Of course you hit him after and scold him but he claimed he was 'trying to help in the only way he knew how'. You were so embarrassed that he found out your little singing trick and to this day he still teases you about it every chance he gets.