Spider-man Headcanons

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-He fell for you

-Literally

-Your skateboard tripped him up while you were jumping over a bench and ready to get back on it

-Instead you put your full weight on his back

-Sam was laughing

-You got concerned and asked him if he was ok

-He gave you a half-hearted 'yeah' before returning your board

-You got a weird feeling from his blonde friend but ignored it as you skated away

-You met him (without knowing it was him) when you were taking down rogue magical creatures at night

-He was surprised to see you but masked it with his usual quips

-You explained to him that you were a mage and you were tasked with keeping everything from other planes in other planes

-Your 'wand' was your board because it was made of wood

-You had a very complex way of casting spells

-Well to everyone else it looked complex

-For you it was totally normal

-He offered for you to join SHIELD but you kinda wanted some time to think about it

-He was super understanding

-You ran into each other about three more times

-Then you totally joined after the whole Nightmare incident

-Everyone was glad to have you on the Team

-Tho Fury gave you a little more freedom considering what you were in New York to do

-You have a few of your own nicknames for Spider-man: Webhead, Loser, Lame-o, Idiot, Big Guy (kinda your flirty nickname for him), Braniac, Nerd and Einstein

-He calls you: Bro (you know in his best dude-bro voice), Cha (in the same voice), Gnarly (dude-bro voice for sure), 360, Punk (well...he tried...then you threw your board at his face so...he doesn't anymore), Wiz (makes tons of puns, but you do too) and Stupidhead (in the proper voice)

-Dude found himself head over heels when you casted your first spell with your skateboard

-You were just so badass and cool

-He constantly tries to impress you whenever your around

-It always fails

-He tries the cliche 'lean on something to look cool' thing and almost immediately falls

-He also makes all of these bad jokes and says 'see ya later alligator' with fingerguns

-Then bangs his head against the wall as a way to scold himself for being super cringy

-Can't believe he's actually going to Nova for advice on flirting

-Nova will hang this over his head forever

-Tho he did actually give Peter advice

-Doesn't mean it was good advice

-You honestly thought he was either possessed or it was a clone of him

-So you sorta kinda maybe kicked him in the face and broke his nose

-You ended up patching his nose in the infirmary (it was at night when everyone usually went home)

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