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-You met because you were a dumbass recruit who saw him sneak out
-That is literally what happened, no joke
-Then you were whisked away into a galaxy-saving adventure
-You're like, the only person with a voice of reason
-Not like Shiro tho
-You just point out the craziness that goes on and how LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE IS FREAKING OUT
-You also vocalize how this crazy stuff would not be happening back on earth
-The reason you're even friends with Lance in the first place is because he's one of the few to shout 'I KNOW RIGHT?!'
-You guys also bond about missing home
-Make your own memes in space
-Also vines
-You guys also have selfie competitions that are kinda more dangerous than the selfie game in Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
-You always win the selfie competitions
-Tho you've had to go into a healing pod several times
-So did Lance tbh
-Allura's so confused like??? Why would you risk yourselves like this??? Just for a photograph???
-Eventually Shiro's 'Space Dadtm' instincts kick in and he's like, 'yeah, no, no more risky selfies'
-It seems like he has a spidey sense for this too because he catches you guys always when your planning one
-So you gotta figure out something else you can do together to replace selfies
-Pidge somehow had the board game of Monopoly in her bag
-You guys all make the mistake of playing it together
-In the end, Keith looks like he's ready to stab a bitch (prolly you since you're winning)
-Coran is weeping in the corner because he went bankrupt early on
-Allura is barely hanging on by a thread and you could see it in her face
-Hunk is begging Pidge to avenge him
-Shiro is trying to hold back Keith and come up with a strategy to defeat you and your empire
-And Lance is like '(Y/N)! I thought we were friends!'
-You're just sittin' there smirking and you reply with 'Not in monopoly we aren't'
-Lance is bankrupt so he can't do anything to you
-He's determined to beat you in Monopoly so he challenges you to it all the time
-Literally you can spend days cooped up in either your room or his room playing
-He looses every time
-Still challenges you tho
-As soon as everyone knows you're playing Monopoly they make sure to stay far away
-Pretty much everyone has Monopoly PTSD
-Especially Coran
-Almost always Coran
-You like to call him: Amigo Numero Uno, Buster, Crybaby, Doofus and Einstein (sarcastically)
-He likes to call you: Amiga Numero Uno, Ace, Heartless (only when your playing monopoly and a few days later when he's still bitter about it), Ninja and Short Stuff (even tho you're an inch shorter than him)
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FanfictionThis book is completed but that doesn't mean you shouldn't read, here's a list of what I have: Oneshots Preferences Headcanons I also have a few oneshots with this: Boy x boy Girl x girl If you don't like them when you see them don't read em' I...
