9th day of Christmas

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Here is the link so you guys can understand what's going on 😂https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Chocos

Is this ooc? Yes and I like it that way so shhhhhh



Everyone knew Chocos were banned. No one was allowed to step foot inside the Watchtower with even the scent of a Choco on them. It was dangerous to Martian Manhunter to get even a whiff of his secret kryptonite and no one wanted him to fall back into his disturbing addiction to them. Well everyone in the League knew. They'd seen it first hand. The only thing was that Robin wasn't there when the incident happened neither did he have any knowledge of the addiction afflicting the Martian. In all fairness, Batman should've told him but he was so caught in the moment. Now his ward was sitting in the infirmary. Confused? Good. Here's what went down.


Whilst traveling with Haley's Circus there was a snack that Dick always picked up whenever they went into a shop. Chocos. They were a worldwide brand and, although the name was sometimes subject to translation, he always got them. It'd been a year since he'd had them so when he and Bruce went shopping he tried to pick some up. "You can't have those," Bruce told him as he grabbed a small pack since he wanted to conserve some of his pocket money. 

"Why not?" he asked, beginning to frown. 

"You're meeting J'onn later," Bruce replied. He didn't even think to explain why this was a problem. He neglected to remember that the answer wasn't obvious to the new hero.

"But I really wanted them," the younger complained. "My Mama used to get them for me all the time when we traveled." Did he know he hit Bruce's heartstring? Yes. He knew full well what he was doing. He would've felt bad had he not really wanted one of the best snacks he'd ever had. Plus the reasoning as to why he shouldn't have them was dumb and he didn't do dumb things. Most of the time. "I uh." Dick used his best puppy eyes to make the final decision in his favour. "Okay fine just make sure you don't bring them when you meet J'onn. Can you do that for me?"

"No problem B."



At home, Dick was put a few Chocos in his utility belt for when he went patrolling after the meet up with J'onn in the Watchtower. He didn't really think about what Bruce said. He guessed J'onn had some sort of allergy to Chocos so if he just kept them in his utility belt it wouldn't be a problem. Then again, maybe this was like an extreme peanut allergy and he couldn't be in the same room as them. He shrugged to himself as he finished putting them in the pocket and tossed the wrapper in the bin. It couldn't be that bad. He was a Martian who could shapeshift. He could just shapeshift his cells to not be allergic to anything. Problem solved. "Master Dick, you'll be leaving soon. Go brush your teeth before you go," Alfred announced. He picked up the boy's belt and placed a juice box in one of the empty pockets. Dick always forgot to stay hydrated when he was working and recently developed a disliking of water so this was the best he could do. The younger gave him an odd look. "Why do I need to brush my teeth? I can do it when I come back and get ready for bed," he replied. 

"It's better to do it now so you remember," the butler pointed out. 

"Fine. Do I need to wash my face too and get changed into my PJs?" Dick taunted. The older chuckled and messed up his hair lovingly.

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