Just Robin Oneshots Part 2

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Do I need a trigger warning for underage drinking? Do people get triggered by that?

Yes this is reverse, I have a regular one with Jay and Dick coming soon ;)

Thanks to rennwynn, Supergirl406, pmblack, CloeTheTealSnake,  Umbreonlover1 and dogcat321    for your suggestions! Sorry I couldn't use all of your questions

"Okay run through what you did again," Bruce ordered through a sigh. He rubbed the bridge of his nose in annoyance.  

"Jay gave me some funny juice 'n then you came in 'n shouted at him," Dick replied drunkenly. The reason he replied in such a manner was that he was drunk. Yes, at the age of thirteen, Dick was off his face drunk and Jason was completely responsible. What started as an experiment soon turned into seeing just how much Dick could drink without passing out. Unfortunately, his family interrupted the experiment before he could reach the breaking point. Let's rewind an hour earlier.

Jason was extremely bored. So bored in fact that he took to searching through the cupboards for anything that would entertain himself. Both him and Dick had been benched from patrol, him due to a fractured wrist and Dick because someone had to make sure the older didn't sneak out. He frowned to himself, forever annoyed that someone younger than him was watching him like a hawk. Dick tended to get a little drunk with power whenever he saw the opportunity to flaunt it. "You better not be trying to sneak out in there! I don't wanna give you a time out!" Dick warned from the living room. A loud cackle followed as Jason growled. Then he saw it. A bottle of Absolut vodka. Its bright blue bottle caught his attention as soon as he opened the wooden cupboard door. He grinned to himself. He'd already seen Dick drunk with power, perhaps being drunk with vodka would be more interesting. "I wouldn't dream of it!" he shouted back with a grin. He snatched the bottle out of the cupboard and pulled out two cups. "Hey Dick, do you want something to drink?" he yelled.

"Orange juice please!" He poured a cup of orange juice and added five capfuls of vodka. He poured the same for himself, minus the vodka, to seem less suspicious.

Once he finished, Jason returned to the living room and passed the spiked drink over to his brother. Dick drank from it then made a face. Instantly Jason panicked. If he realised the orange was spiked then he'd surely tell Bruce. Or even worse, he'd tell Alfred. "Does yours taste funny?" he asked. There wasn't a hint of suspicion in his voice so Jason quickly came up with an excuse. "Sorta. I think Alfred bought a different brand this time. Maybe it needs a couple of cups to get good," he replied with a shrug. Dick hummed and continued to drink. The older let out a silent sigh of relief and sat on the couch beside him. He worked out in his head that five cupfuls would make up about two and a half shots. Normally people feel the effects after three so he'd have to try again soon. The experiment began.

When Dick finished his cup, he looked a bit tipsy. Being his first time drinking, Jason wasn't surprised that he got squiffy earlier than expected. His cheeks and nose were dusted a light red but he wasn't swaying as of yet. Maybe if he upped the capfuls that would tip him over. "Do you want another drink?" Jason asked, trying to keep his giggles under wraps. He didn't want to give the game away yet.