Just Robin Oneshots Part 2

Of course, this would happen to me

Imma just leave this here  

There wasn't a lot that could surprise Nightwing after his years of hero business. He'd seen his friends be turned into children, mind control through free headphones and a few heroes, himself included, turned into animals. Villains had to do a lot to surprise and this one sure did hit the mark. Had he been in a better position, he definitely would've congratulated the person behind the crazed antic. Unfortunately, he was sitting in a different dimension eating mochi with an odd-looking doctor trying to fix his problem.

It started at the end per se. He'd just finished up a job that had been largely reported on. He decided to be nice on that day and do an interview for the local news station. It wasn't often that he stayed behind but the reporter was kind enough to convince him to stick around for a little longer. As the criminals were put into police cars and he answered a few questions, a crazed laugh came from the roof. They looked up to see a large machine beside a man who looked like a mad scientist clip art. He typed something on the keyboard, causing the machine to let out a large hum. Nightwing quickly threw an updated version of a Wing Ding that had a ticking bomb against it. Before it could reach the machine, it let out a green beam towards the reporter. Nightwing instinctively pushed the woman aside and took the hit. A warming sensation filled his chest as he was thrown back into who knows what.

The first thing he noticed after the blast was the lack of familiar sound. There was sound but it wasn't the sound of policemen shouting through their radios or the worried ramblings of a reporter who had a near-death experience. It sounded like conversations going on in a language he couldn't comprehend. The second thing he noticed was that he wasn't standing in the car park whilst police raided a laboratory. He was sitting in what seemed like an airport, with things scurrying around to catch their flights. Things were the best way to describe what he could see. Around Nightwing were humanoid green beings as well as purple blobs. It looked like something straight out of Star Trek or Rick and Morty. Either way, he didn't like what he saw. He jumped up after collecting himself and looked around closer. There were signs but they were written in some made-up letters. Nobody around him seemed to take much notice of him even though he looked nothing like anyone there. "Of course this would happen to me," he muttered. Lady Luck had been on his side intermediately nowadays and this just proved it. At least he wasn't dead but being stuck in some distorted version of reality with no hope of returning home wasn't much better. To sweeten the deal, it wasn't like people back home would be looking for him. He'd cut off all contact with the Teen Titans as well as Batman. Last he heard, he'd been replaced rather quickly by both so he didn't see a reason to reconnect. It was just his luck that this would happen.

"Ahem," something proclaimed, tugging on his suit in the process. He whipped around to find a short green being. They had horns and fangs paired with big purple eyes. They were cute in an alien sort of way. "You look confused. Is there a problem?" He was surprised they even spoke English. Today was just full of surprises or so it seemed. 

"Would you believe me if I said I came from a different dimension and don't know how to go back?"

"Yep! It's pretty common here. Our dimension is like a central hub for that sorta stuff," they said with a shrug. He let out a sigh of relief and smiled. 

"Do you know where I could get help?" he asked. Maybe there was some sort of customer service desk he could go to or a travel guide he could get in English.