Two Fools in Love: Book 3

Prank War

After a while Ashton and Anastasia came out of the guest room.

"Anastasia Juliet." Jessica nods.

"It's been like nine months, I'm sorry!"

"This family has too much sex!" She shouts.

"We don't!" Emily chuckles and nudges Isaiah.

"He's studying to be a doctor, I work, and we have three one year olds!  We can't even shower everyday!"

"Em." Isaiah turns to her.

"What?  It's true!" She laughs.

"So are you two back together?" Gabriella asks.

"No."

"Excuse me?" Jessica asks. "My eyes say otherwise."

"I used him." Anastasia looks at Ashton and giggles.

"I.. I was told to never tell a pregnant woman no.. soooo.."

"Christ." Jessica sighs and places her hand on her head.

"Well.. today was nice.  Gabriella and Julio, thank you for having us and putting this all together. I need to go home and.. burn my eyeballs.  Emerson, Willow, and Daniel, let's go."

"Noooo!  We wanna stay with Will and Lulu!" Emerson whines.

"Yeah mama, my niece wants me to stay!" Willow says hugging Lucy.

Jessica laughs and nods her head. "That still tickles me!  The twins have nieces and nephews!"

"And why, momma?  Oh right!  Because you have needs and you were horny!"

"Ooh!  Burn!" Danny says.

"Well if we're gonna talk about me getting pregnant with the twins-"

"We're not, we're not doing that!  Mommy, please don't." Isaiah says with a worried look on his face.

"No, we are!  The twins were conceived in Gran Canaria, in the sand.  We had sex twice back to back.  I did not fuck your dad-"

"Mom, stop!" Isaiah covers his ears.

"We didn't make love in our siblings house!"

"I feel like you have, Jessica." George cuts in.

"We know Noah and Kenny have!" Anastasia says.

"Why does this family feel the need to share so much?!" Isaiah shouts.

"Hey, we weren't in this!" Noah shouts.

"Emily, can we leave, please?  I feel very uncomfortable!"

"Why, Isaiah?  This is entertaining!" She laughs.

"It's really not!  It's gross.  My family is gross!"

***

One week later.

Isaiah, Emily, and the triplets are spending the weekend with her parents.  Anastasia is hanging out with Ashton, and the twins are at Gabriella's, leaving Danny and Jessica all alone with 12 dogs.

"We have a silent house today!  What do you wanna do?" Danny asks.

"I'm going to soak my feet and try out this new face mask I bought."

"That sounds fun!  Can I try one too?"

"You don't want to.. leave the house for a little while?" Jessica makes a face.