Two Fools in Love: Book 3

Christmas in September

August.

"I'm gonna go fucking crazy if I don't leave this house!"

"Well good morning to you too, Gabriella!" Danny smiles.

"If you're so sick of being here then here's an idea! Go to your fucking house!" Jessica says sipping her coffee.

"Aw but I like it here!"

"Then what's the problem?"

"Everyone has sex way too loud!"

"It's my damn house, I'll moan as loud as I want." Jessica says.

"It's not just you. Anastasia and Ashton are nasty too!" Gabriella pouts.

"And you and Julio aren't?"

"I cut him off."

"Wait.. you cut his penis off?"

"Seriously mother? No! I cut him off of sex because I don't want anymore kids! And Julio does not play it safe!"

"I really feel like I shouldn't be in here." Danny says.

Jessica rolls her eyes and continues listening to her daughter.

"Oh and this morning! Oh God, it was terrible!" Gabriella says on the verge of tears.

"What happened?"

"I heard Nugget and Kenny!"

"At least they didn't conceive a child in your room." George walks in.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Jessica makes a face.

"Daniel! Check his temperature and Lysol him the fuck down!"

"On it!" Danny quickly puts his mask on and runs over to do what Jessica asked.

"I let myself in."

"I see that, why are you here?"

"Breakfast."

"Where's your wife?" Danny asks.

"She's annoying the fuck out of me."

"Hey that's my sister!" Danny hits his arm.

"I don't get mad when you say my sister is annoying!" George then hits him back.

"True.. But Jessica really is annoying."

"Yeah, I know."

"You're both idiots."

"Thanks. What's for breakfast?" George asks.

"Well I made myself some waffles."

"What did Danny eat?"

"My ass." Jessica says with a straight face.

"EW!"

"You shouldn't have asked."

"Don't worry, she's lying.  I'm not allowed to play with that.  I dined somewhere near there though." Danny smirks.

Jessica couldn't help her giggles.

"This is terrible.  I'm just gonna go back home to my pain in the ass wife.  This isn't worth it."

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September.

"I'm so excited!"

"Where are you going, Mommy?" Willow asks.

"Daddy and I are going to the grocery store!"

"That's boring stuff!"

"If I can get out of this house, it's a vacation!"