Snips and Skyguy One Shots

NO

okay so this isn't a chapter update but i felt very inclined to share this story with my fellow clone wars friends

so i rewatched clone wars about a month ago with my brother cuz it was his first time watching. and so we get to the obitine episodes and i had to explain shipping to him since i have some *experience* with that.

so fast forward to today, and we were going through a list of all our favorite characters from hp, marvel, and star wars. we were playing a "this or that" game by picking two characters randomly and having to choose our favorite between them

so my brother kept on making ship names out of all the options and i just kept telling him that they were "cursed ships" and so he asked what that meant, so i explained it.

as an example, i told him that most of the sw fandom agrees abt one *specific* cursed ship. i made a huge deal out of the fact that i despise said ship, and would like it to burn and die (i think you know where i'm going with this)

and so he asked what it was and i finally told him in a disgusted voice:

"anakin and ahsoka"

BUT THEN HE MADE A FACE THAT SCARED ME SO BADLY! HE LIKE LOOKED TO THE SIDE AND RAISED HIS EYEBROWS AND HE SAID

"ehhhhh... i can kinda-"

but before he could finish i screamed,

"NO SHUT UP. TELL ME YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR-"

and then i just went off about how he's like her dad or older brother and then FINALLY when i told him they were about five years apart, he was like,

"oh, okay. never mind then."

BUT MY BROTHER WHO HAS BEEN MY STAR WARS BEST FRIEND SINCE I BECAME A FAN WAS LITERALLY KIND OF AN AN!SOKA SHIPPER

I WOULDNT TALK TO HIM FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT AFTER THAT

LIKE HOW LONG HAD HE SHIPPED IT FOR?!

IM TERRIFIED