Hey, Y/n Here and Man 13 Books! Never thought we would get this Far! This is going to be A Great Book full of Action, adventure, New enemies, and new Girlfriends! Hope you'll all stick around!
It was another day around the L/n Mansion, and you were just hanging out in the kitchen with Yor trying to teach her how to cook.
Y/n: Okay Yor, Let's say I have A Potato and I want to make French fries what do I do?
Yor: Oh I Know! I slice it apart!
Y/n: Yes.
Yor: I Throw it in A Pot of Boiling Oil!
Y/n: Now You're starting to get it.
Yor: And then dump Pepper on it!
Y/n: (Sigh) Yor I Love you but You're seriously A Terrible cook...
Yor: Eh!? But I'm trying my Best!
Y/n: I Know Yor. I know.
Just then Anya ran in smiling.
Anya: Papa! Mama! Can you make A Snack for me and Blossom?
Yor: Oh Sure, I'll- Wait, whose Blossom?
Anya: My New Friend! She's Tall and Wears A Pink frilly skirt, Has Pie-eyes, She's Like A Bug, and has A Neat British Accent like James Bond!
Yor: Well she sounds very Nice! (Whisper Y/n) Y/n do you know anyone like that?
Y/n: (Whisper) No Yor that's an Imaginary Friend. Like Her stuffed toy Mr. Chimera or Mr. Penguin.
Yor: (Whisper) Oooh, I Get it now.
Anya: Can You Please make some Roasted Peanuts?
Yor: Sure Anya I can-
Anya: Actually I'm going to ask Papa this one.
Yor: (Sweatdrop) Not even my daughter wants me to cook for her Huh?
Y/n: Yeah give it A Few weeks and you should be better.
That Night...
You were in your Dojo Just meditating when suddenly you heard A Thumping noise as you suddenly Saw A Shadow run past A Wall.
Y/n: Huh? Is That... An Intruder? Team Science's Defense system should have gotten that. Looks Like I Need A Weapon.
You then walked out and looked at two Katana's but you Picked the Bigger one as the smaller one was left crying.
Y/n: Alright Come on Out Intruder! What you did was A Massive Mistake! I am the... Well not the strongest Man in the Universe but probably in 3rd place as of now!
???: Oh No He saw me! How could he see me?
Y/n: Hey! Get Back here!
You then began chasing them up A Bunch of Stairs until you then noticed A Window was Left Open.
Y/n: Damn, I can't track their energy. Are they Machines? If so I have A Few People I can Blame, Like Caesar or Luthor. You Know what? I might Blame Baldy.
You then Jumped out of the Window and walked outside to follow them as you charged an energy Blast ready to fire!
Y/n: Alright you better get your sorry Carcass out here on the count of 10 or else I'm firing! 1... 2...
???: Wait, Wait, Wait, Please Calm down! I'm sure we can sort things out.
Just then Out of the Shadows walked some Pie-eyed, Bug Like Person who Looked more Cartoon than A real Person.
???: Ta-da... So... A Real Surprise Huh?
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Y/n: ...!?
You then passed out.
???: Oh Dear that's not Good. I have no idea what she would think of this. Guess, I Better take him back Inside.
