Goodtimeswithscar fell from a high place.
Ren:You ok dude?
Scar: Yes I'm f-
Goodtimeswithscar was slain by drowned.
Ren: You sure dude?"
Goodtimeswithscar tried to swim in lava
Ren: Scar where are you?
Scar: Going to my base.
Goodtimeswithscar drowned.
Scar: Nevermind I'm at spawn.
Cub: What's going on?
Goodtimeswithscar was slain by phantom
Ren: Scar keeps dying.
Cub: I see
Goodtimeswithscar discovered that the floor is lava.
Iskall: What even is that?
Scar: Magma blocks.
Iskall: Oh.
Cub: Scar stay at spawn I'm coming to get you.
Goodtimeswithscar was pricked to death
Ren: ... how dude?
Scar: There was a cactus.
Cub: Scar are you still at spawn.
Goodtimeswithscar was slain by #SHOP AT SAHARA
Cub: Scar nooooo! You traitor
Scar: Mumbo!
Mumbo_Jumbo was slain by Goodtimeswithscar
Grian: Death count: 9
Goodtimeswithscar experienced kinetic energy
Goodtimeswithscar suffocated
Goodtimeswithscar was blown up by a creeper
Ren: Aww man.
Iskall: Shut up.
Ren: No.
Goodtimeswithscar was squished by a slime
Cub: Jevin!
Jevin: What did i do?
Cub: Your people killed scar!
Jevin: My...people?
Cub: Yes! The slimes!
Goodtimeswithscar was squashed by a falling anvil
Ren: How does that just happen dude?
Scar: I got stuck in one of the 'To kill a Tango things'
Cub: So you're not at spawn anymore?
Goodtimeswithscar was slain by Guardian
Scar: nope I'm at my base now.
Goodtimeswithscar was squished too much
Iskall: Squished by what lol?
Scar: chickens.
Iskall: how dude.
Scar: someone left them in my base!
Cub: STAY IN YOUR BASE, I COMING!
Goodtimeswithscar fell off a ladder.
Cub: Oh for goodness sake.
Iskall: I didn't even know that was a death message! XD
Ren: nor me dude!
Scar: I'm the champion of MC death messages¡
Grian: Death count: 17
Goodtimeswithscar went off with a bang.
Cub: >:(
Scar: aww don't by mad Cub!
Cub: how do you keep dying!
Goodtimeswithscar fell in lava while trying to escape #SHOPATSAHARA
Cub: not again!
Scar: that was Mumbo again.
Mumbo: What did I do?
Cub: The #Shopatsahara thing perhaps?
Mumbo: nooo? Why would you say that??
Goodtimeswithscar was blown up by a Llama.
Ren: ... 0^0
Cub: ...O.O
Iskall:... XD whaaat
Mumbo: lol what?
Jevin: hahahaha how??
Grian: how does that even... WAH
Grian: Oh right! *Cough* Death count 20
Scar: Please like and subscribe as you may just became, Scarred for life!!
Goodtimeswithscar left the game.
Cub: I'm done.
Cubfan135 left the game.
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I laughed so much while i wrote this XD
My friend gave me this idea so credit to Viola_halogen for the idea lol.
I hope you enjoyed all the weird and wonderful Minecraft death messages I could find!
(They are all real (but they might not be around in the newer versions idk I got them from YouTube)
-Lizzie
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