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I did the Brantsteele hunger games simulator with the hermits and this is what happened!

This is everything that happened + my initial reaction to it :) 

Normal text: everything that happened

Bold text: my comments/opinions

Districts:

1: Grian + Mumbo
2: Iskall + Ren
3: Doc + Python 
4: False + Cleo
5: Evil X + Xisuma
6: Bdubs + Keralis 
7: Tango + Impulse
8: Zedaph + iJevin 
9: Stress + Welsknight 
10: Joe + TFC 
11: Biffa + Poultry man
12: Cub + Scar 

-Bloodbath- 

Alright, so Bdubs runs away, 

TFC gets a canteen of water he's doing ok then

False runs away man I thought she would be right up in the action!

X takes a spear nice, nice

Tango stays for resources Tango's going to die! Nu! 

Impulse and Iskall run away. Psh, cowards.

(My cat is lying on me!)

Wels sets off an explosive killing Mumbo, Joe and python Wels why!? 

Zedaph runs away I'm starting to think that this is a good idea

Stress is unable to convince Ren not to kill her… Ren wtf dude!?!?

Scar grabs a first aid kit and runs away I vote Scar to win, he seems to have the smarts.

Doc grabs a sword Good weapon choice. A tridant would be better though

Cleo grabs a backpack and retreats smart thinking.

*Cries* Cub k-kills Grian as he tries to run. … w-why would you do that Cub? :_(

Jevin gatherers as much food as he can do slimes even need food?

Poultry mad, Keralis and Biffa run away 

Evil X grabs a shovel what are you planning on doing with that hmmm???

-Day 1-

Poultry man discovered a cave. The poultry cave?

False receives fresh food from a sponsor Yay False!

Scar Injures himself well done. This is kinda fitting lol, at least he got that first aid kit!

TFC steals from Cleo while she isn't looking *Gasp* TFC!

Xisuma sees smoke rising in the distance but decided ifgtjvdy being dumb and investigating well done for avoiding the dumb!

Biffa injures himself *i

Keralis, Wels and Impulse successfully ambush and kill Evil X, Iskall and Doc 1. What the actual heck Wels!? 2. How on earth did they do that? EX, Iskall and Doc would be a pretty powerful team. 3. Keralis and Impulse whyyyyy

Ren and Zedaph both receive hatchets that'll end well.

Cub chases Jevin Seriously Cub, you need to calm down! Stop chasing people!

Bdubs collects fruit from the tree oblivious to all the death happening

Tango Fishes *insert cricket sound*

-Deaths-

Mumbo

Joe

Python