𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔦𝔯𝔢 𝔇𝔦𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰 ℑ𝔪𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔢𝔰

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚃𝚎𝚡𝚝 𝙷𝚒𝚖 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝙳𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔

DAMON:

You: OH MY GOD

Damon: What's wrong?!

You: I HAVE SPECIAL VISION!!

Damon: Huh?

You: I'M SEEING DOUBLE! HOW COOL IS THAT?!?!

Damon: How much have you had to drink?

You: Only a lot! HA

Damon: Yeah. I'm going to come and pick you up.

You: Oooo ;) I get to go home with you ;)

Damon: Oh my God.

KLAUS:

You: Klaus?

Klaus: What is it love?

You: I wanna rock your world ;)

Klaus: You and I both know that I can only rock YOUR world.

You: Not if I beat you to it ;)

Klaus: Are you drunk?

You: Maybe. I just ran into a wall.

Klaus: Alright, stay where you are. I'm coming to get you.

You: If you can find me ;)

ENZO:

You: HEY! I might sleep over at the party...

Enzo: What? You're coming home.

You: NO! This ground is soooooooooo comfortable!

Enzo: What?! Why are you on the floor??

You: I tripped and fell.

Enzo: Oh my God.

KAI:

You: I'm coming for you on my unicorn!!!

Kai: What?

You: His name is Travis!!! And Travis is my unicorn!

Kai: Alright, where are you?

You: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME!!!!!

Kai: Be right there.....

STEFAN:

Stefan: Hey! What time and I picking you up?

You: YOU'RE PICKING ME UP?! Yay! I've always wanted to go home with you!!!

Stefan: You've been home with me...

You: I HAVE?!?

Stefan: Oh my God. I'm picking you up now.

MATT:

You: BABE!

Matt: Yeah?

You: I wanna take you on a journey!

Matt: Where?

You: CALIFORNIA GURLS! WE'RE IRRESISTIBLE!!!!

Matt: How much have you had to drink?

You: Like a lot.

Matt: Oh my God.

JERMEY:

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBB

Jeremy: Babe?

You: CCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Jeremy: You forgot the D

You: YOU TELLING ME TO CHEAT?!

Jeremy: Okay. I'm going to pick you up.

TYLER:

Tyler: Why are you texting me this early?!

You: I want your dick.

Tyler: What? Where are you??

You: I want your dick, Matt.

Tyler: MATT?!?

You: Shh! Don't tell Tyler!!

Tyler: I am going to pick you up. Where are you?!

ELIJAH:

You: Do you see what I see??

Elijah: Probably not, darling.

You: I SEE STARS!!!

Elijah: You're outside?

You: No. I think I'm in a bedroom...

Elijah: I'm on my way.