The Kim Family Tetralogy

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Taehyung stood outside the kitchen, debating with himself, should he tell him now or, go do their thing first and tell him later or?
Do him first, he decided.
'Cause he was really horny for some inscrutable reason and he wanted him and hell, who new when they'd have a moment to themselves next?

Taehyung entered the kitchen and looked att Jungkook with a look that went straight to Kook's groin and ignited his whole body, "Jungkook." he said, in that voice and Jungkook shoot up like stung from a bee, and left with Tae.
"Holy shit!" Yoongi groaned "I'm frecken aroused right now." he gasped, looking at their disappearance, "And I'm just an innocent bystander!"
"What's going on?" Hobi asked Minho who'd just come into the kitchen.
"Things." Minho muttered, "Can't go into detail right now, sorry my love." he hugged Hobi close to his chest and kissed the crown of his head.
"Things?" Hobi insisted, incredulously, "Mhm, and that led Tae to spontaneously decide to go have sex in the middle of everything?!"
Minho laughed, "That's on him, baby. But," he shrugged as if to say, why not?
"Well ok then." Hobi said and stood up, making Minho laugh even harder, "I'm sorry, baby," he pulled Hobi into his arms and gave him a quick kiss, "but I actually need to borrow Yoongi?" he smiled at said friend.
"Huh?" Yoongi answered, a tad preoccupied with some, events, happening in his head right now, "Oh? Ok." he swallowed and tried to gather himself.
"Horndog." Namjoon giggled and bumped Yoongi's shoulder with his own.
"Shut up." Yoongi slapped him, embarrassed, but got up to follow Minho, "Don't worry," he held a comforting hand out at Hobi's direction, "your man doesn't do it for me."
Hobi stuck his tongue out, "I know he doesn't," he said nose in the air, "he's not your type!"

"What's his type?" Jin asked as soon as they'd left the kitchen.
"Girls, Jimin, Taetae," Hobi counted at his fingers, "you." he winked at Jin who turned bloodred.
"I CAN HEAR YOU!" Yoongi shouted.
"GOOD!" Hobi shouted back, and crossed his arms infront of him, moping.
Jin's mouth fell open, "How?" he shook his head, "I'm sorry I asked."
"Naw!" Namjoon laughed and squeezed Jin's shoulders.
"Don't worry," Hobi laughed, "he prefers girls every day of the week."
"BECAUSE I'M NOT GAY!" Yoongi hollered.
"WE KNOW!" Hobi and Namjoon answered.
"Do we?" Jin asked, a bit shaken up.
"Oh, yeah." Hobi huffed and sat down, "HE'S JUST A STRAIGHT MAN SLUT, that's all."
"YOU'RE THE SLUT!"
"AND PROUD OF IT!" Hobi stuck his tongue out in Yoongi's direction.
"I SAW THAT!"
"No, you didn't." Hobi stuck his tongue out again.
"AND THAT, TOO!"
"Does anyone else get the feeling we're all regressing?" Hobi sighed.
"At least three times a week." Namjoon confessed, "I actually caught the kids colouring in a pillow fort just last week."
"Colouring, or 'colouring'? Hobi asked.
"Colouring." Namjoon sighed, "With crayons. But I'm sure they did some 'colouring' too. Later on." he shrugged.
"Oh, God, I hope so." Hobi shivered, "Otherwise it's just plain weird."
"Well," Namjoon lifted his shoulders.
"Like horndogging in a pillow fort isn't fucked up in and of it self?" Jin asked, incredulously.
"Well, it's imaginative, I'll give them that." Namjoon shrugged.
"Like you would do me in a pillow fort?!" Jin asked, shook to his core.
"No," Namjoon laughed and shook his head, "But in a tent in the backyard, maybe?" he suggested.
"Hmfr." Jin pouted, secretly kinda liking the idea. Their therapist had put them on a no sex diet until they'd learned to communicate their other needs better.
So far, they'd ended up fighting like crazy every time they'd tried, but neither of them were prepared to give up. Even if it'd become painfully obvious they hadn't really communicated with eachother out of bed for a long, long, time.
Not really.
Not about the everyday, non-important but still kinda important things, anyway.
Just using some well walked in shoes with roles they didn't wanna play anymore.
Or, at least, not the whole time.
He sighed, feeling a bit, disheartened.
Namjoon caressed his back, picking up on it, and leaned their heads together.