The Kim Family Tetralogy

7

'Where are you?' Minho texted Hobi, when he couldn't find him after 'talking' with Namjoon.
"Hold on," Hobi said, stopping Jungkook mid sentence and running over to the door, "In here my love!" he hollered and waved Minho in and gave him a quick kiss, "Everything alright?" he whispered.
Minho nodded.
"Ok. Sorry," Hobi said turning to Tae and Kook, "just had to fetch my mans, you were saying?"
"I don't remember." Jungkook confessed, and left it at that.
"Namjoon ok?" Taehyung wanted to know.
"Yeah," Minho smiled, "he just needed to vent some stuff he didn't want to take with the kids." he winked.
"Thank you for all you do for us." Taehyung said, all serious, "I honestly don't know what we'd do without you, and, Christ, it's so unfair to you! We've just, 'Oh, hi. Here's a lot of God-awful stuff for you to deal with, welcome to our gang!'"
"Yeah," Jungkook nodded, "lesser men would've run for the hills by now."
"Well, thank you." Minho recieved their praise, "But I happen to like all of you, and," he paused, "I do consider you all friends even if becoming friends might take a little bit longer than falling head over heals in love with Hoseok. 'Cause that was pretty much instantaneous." he confessed, little bit shy and shrugged his shoulder, smiling at Hobi.
"God, I love you." Hobi gasped and pulled Minho close so he could kiss him.
"I'm so happy for the two of you." Taehyung cooed, "You're so good together, it's plain to see, and" he paused, "I used to try and find Hobi a suitable man, you know in my head?" he pointed, "But I could never find someone who'd, truly, fit? But you're perfect for him." he said to Minho, "And he's perfect for you."
"So he's the Jungkook to my Taehyung?" Hobi laughed, hand to his heart, "I used to be so envious of you guys. And what you have," he smiled, "but I'm not anymore." he looked at Minho, "'Cause what we have? Amazing." he growled and kissed him again.
There was a knock on the door and Bonbon peeked his head in, "Food's here."
"Great." Hobi said and bounced of the couch.
"What are we having?" Minho asked the back of him.
"Pizza!" Hobi announced, coming back with a stack of cartons and a six pack in his hands.
'You want pizza and some company?' Tae texted Namjoon.
'Thanks. But I'm eating a burger as we speak and really need to get some sleep...' came the answer.
'Oki. Sleep tight. I love you, dad.'
'I love you too, son. 😉'
"Dad ok?" Jungkook wondered, quietly.
"Yeah." Taehyung sighed, "I don't know if he's slept at all?" he looked at Minho.
"Maybe like a nap?" Minho confirmed his suspicion, "He's not been out of that room for days, though. So," he shrugged.
"Well, I couldn't leave you either, if it were me." Jungkook said, taking Taehyung's hand.
"No." Tae sighed, "Walking out of that hospital at night has taken every ounce of determination I have. That, and the knowledge the floor is so uncomfortable, you have no idea!" he groaned, and stroked his back, "Also, I kinda felt bad for the bodyguards having to go on heavy rotation." he shrugged. As long as they were at the hotel they only needed one at the time, so.
"Guys," Minho said, having peeked into some of the pizza boxes, "we need to have a conversation about this pineapple on pizza situation we got going on here..." he made a disgusted face, "Are y'all out of your fucking minds?"
"What?" Hobi giggled, and took a big bite, "It's delicious!"
"I can think of a lot of delicious things, but pineapple on pizza ain't one of 'em." Minho muttered.
Hobi took pity on him and dug out another box, "And that is why I ordered you a pepperoni one. 'Cause I'm nice like that." he nodded.
Minho just gaped at him.
"He was totally gonna eat the pizza." Jungkook giggled between his chewing.
"Oh, yeah." Tae agreed.
"Of course I was!" Minho slapped Tae's biceps, since he happened to be closest, "I wasn't raised by wolfs, you know." he huffed, "Thank you, my love." he turned to Hobi who just pointed at his cheek, getting Minho to kiss him there.

"Jungkook and I have been thinking," Taehyung started to say as they were trying to digest too much pizza a little while later, "but I'm not sure it's a good idea, but," he sighed,
"But what?" Hobi asked.
"I'm sorry," Tae said, "but is it weird for you to talk about Jimin?" he looked at both of them, "I mean, it could potentially be?"
"Nah." Hobi smiled, "Not to me it isn't, but it might be for you?" he turned to Minho.
"Well," Minho sighed, "no. Not really. I just,"
"What?" Hobi asked.
"Get a little upset, 'cause he hurt you, 'nd, you know" he cupped Hobi's cheek with his hand, "was a bit careless with you." he let his thumb draw circles.
"Sheah." Jungkook snorted, "Imma pinch him next time I see him." he threatened.
"But he's your friend," Minho smiled at Taehyung, "and part of the family, I get that, and" he turned to Hobi again, "I'm the lucky one."
"I'm the lucky one." Hobi moaned and transfered himself onto Minho's lap, kissing him, mindless of the other two.
"Naw, they're so cute!" Tae cooed.
"We, are not cute!" Hobi protested, laughing, "We're manly men, doing, manly, snogging!"
"Ok." Taehyung giggled.
"But anyway, you were saying?" Hobi asked turning towards them slinging his arm around Minho, but not leaving his lap.
"Oh, right!" Tae shook his head, he'd already forgotten, "Well, we thought, if everything had been, I don't wanna say normal, but as usual? We'd all be going to see Jimin perform, and, yeah." he made an explanatory gesture.
"You're right," Hobi nodded, "we would go see him perform. I mean, if you want to?" he asked Minho, "'Cause it's totally fine if you don't want to. We could just stay home and make love for a couple of days too?" he wiggled his eyebrows up and down.
"How do you expect the poor man to say no to that!" Jungkook objected, "I mean, I would skip everything if Tae promised me a week of sex all by our lonesome!"
"I do like option number two, a lot!" Minho smiled, "But, I wouldn't mind getting out of the country for a bit, either? If you want me to come?"
"Of course I want you to come! I won't go if you're not coming!" he pouted.
"And you don't think it will be akward for Jimin, having me there?" Minho continued.
"Oh." Hobi moped, "I don't know, to be honest? Tae?"
"I don't know either, maybe not?" he shrugged, "We should ask him."
"I'll ask him." Hobi said, "He's my ex and, I really don't want to hurt him more than I already have." he confessed.
"When are we talking?" Minho wanted to know, "'Cause I've got the flipping bar exam in two weeks." he grimaged.
"I don't know." Tae admitted, "I think we should all go, if we should go and, Jin..." he sighed, "I don't know."
"He might not want to go anyway." Jungkook warned.
"I know." Tae sighed, "But do you think there's a way we could get them to let him leave the country with us?" he asked Minho.
"There's always a way." Minho assured them, "But let's do some prodding with the Ministry and see were it lands?" he suggested.
"We should go for your birthday." Jungkook nodded, "New Years and all." he smiled.
"O, that's an idea!" Hobi was enthusiatic, "Champagne at midnight, kissing the man of my dreams." he leaned his forehead against Minho's, dreaming about it.
"Well, it's not a lot of time to get them to release Jin, but," he shrugged, "I'll have Bonbon help me with a plan." he smiled, "If he's even ok to fly by then?" he suddenly realised.
"Oh." Tae frowned. He hadn't thought about that.
"Let's float the idea tomorrow," Jungkook suggested, "I mean, he's still in hospital and, yeah, he's awake, but does that mean he can come home?"
"Groan." Taehyung complained, "Why does everything have to be so God damned complicated in our lives right now?"
"Weeell,"Jungkook started.
"Don't say it!" Taehyung begged, "Please don't say it."
"Ok." Jungkook smiled.
"Say what?" Hobi was curious.
"Secret." Jungkook smiled and locked his lips.
"You don't know what you were going to say, do you?" Hobi called him out.
"No." Jungkook admitted with a crooked smile.
"But the question is," Minho stepped in, "what did you think he was going to say?" he asked Taehyung.
"Nothing." Tae answered, innocently.
"Liar." Minho lovingly teased him.
"Pants on fire." Tae nodded, but didn't say anything else.
"Well then," Hobi pursed his lips together, "this has been a pleasant evening to a draining day. What do you say, darling, time to call it a night?" he looked expectantly at Minho, "I'm feeling a bit tired?"
"Oh, please!" Jungkook groaned, "Tired, my foot! Like you're not gonna go sex him up, right now." he huffed.
"Like you won't!" Hobi stuck his tongue out.
"We," Jungkook said all la-di-da, "had sex this morning."
"So did we." Hobi stood up and stuck his tongue out again, pulling Minho up from the couch, "Didn't we, darling?"
"Well, I," Minho pointed to himself with his whole hand, "don't kiss and tell." he said, all important.
And then stuck his tongue out.
Since he was a mature, manly man about to go snog his man.
"Shh," Tae stage whispered, "don't startle them! Remember when we almost had to have a threesome with Hobi, 'cause he was so horny?"
"Hey!" Hobi protested, "That's classified information!"
"No, it's not!" Jungkook shook his head.
"No, not really." Hobi agreed, brushing it off, "And I would've totally 'sommed' you, had I known I stood a chance!" he smiled at Minho.
"Yeah, but you were my client then." Minho laughed, "It wouldn't have been appropriate."
"But would you have kicked me out of your bed? Had I crawled in there one night?" Hobi wanted to know.
"Probably not." Minho confessed, giggling, and leaned into him, "You're not the only slut around, my love." he winked.
"Ok." Taehyung stood up, "TMI. Get out of here," he pushed them towards the door, "before you totally corrupt my sweet, innocent, little horndog, you shameless man hoes!" he complained.
"Have fun, kittens!" Hobi blew them a kiss.
"You, too, manly men!" Jungkook laughed and waved goodbye as Taehyung mock forcefully shoved them out the door, and leaned his back on it when it closed.
"And now we sex?" Jungkook asked, eagerly.
"And now we sex." Tae confirmed with a decisive nod.