the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

SON #2- Host Segment

Joel: I think I'm starting to get a hang of this whole book-riffing thing.

Mike: We started this a long time ago.

Lexsi: Well, what Joel means is you just need to know what to expect.

Joel: Exactly. Such as... The main character will always be a misunderstood female dog of some sort.

Lexsi: Or cat.

Joel: Or cat.

Lexsi: And this main character is always the most dislikable thing ever.

Joel: Well, sure. Some of them are moody-

Lexsi: -Moody... Uh, stubborn-

Joel: -Stubborn, yeah, yeah... And sure, you have the occasional racist...

Lexsi: Can't forget the racist...

Mike: Woah, so we just need to pay attention to the repetition of these stories?

Joel: Exactly.

Mike: Like how we won't have any idea who these characters are unless Lexsi tells us?

Lexsi: And I can tell all day.

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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