the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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    SON #2- Chapter 3-5

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    Mike Nelson (M)
    Joel Robinson (J)
    Lexsi Marinn (L)
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    Chapter 3
    Forest 
    Present
    "And you said Forest Stream was coming...?" Asked Glowing.
    They've been waiting for...
    Hmmm....
    5 minutes?
    Defend laughed, "You really thought I'd invite you to get new herbs with my LITTLE SISTER? No way. I came out here with you to..." Defend paused, getting some familiar moss coverings from behind a rock. "... Make new memories?"
    M- ("This is gonna be good!") Oh YES, they're gonna kiss!
    Glowing smiled.
    J- (a la Glowing) "Pucker up, buttercup!"
    They were playing WAR!
    L- That... Ends with a kiss, perchance?
    Glowing and Defend both put on the old moss coverings and went on the rocks.
    "Wait, what were our names again?" Asked Defend.
    "I think YOU were Pure, and I was Kek." Glowing said.
    "Alright! I, PURE, AM TIRED OF YOU PACK DOGS ON OUR TERRITORY!" Defend shouted, turning into the Clan Cat leader, Pure.
    "I, KEK, AM TIRED OF YOU CLAN CATS ON OUR TERRITORY!" Shouted Glowing.
    "WAR!"
    "YES, INDEED!"
    J- Well, hey, at least they can all agree on something.
    Glowing and Defend went to "war" and they started fighting hard.
    Yet...
    Well, Defend won a LOT, but it was hard, because Glowing had healing powers.
    "HA! TRY TO HEAL FROM THAT, KEK!" Shouted Defend.
    "You are pathetic." Said Glowing, healing her eye scar.
    "You are more trained than you were when we were young."
    "Advantage moi." Glowing smiled smugly.
    "Ohohohoho..." Defend chuckled, morphing into herself again. "IT'S ON."
    L- (a la crime show) "And that was the last anyone heard from Glowing."
    Chapter 4
    Clearing
    An hour later
    "And-and then you did- BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
    L- (laughing, confused) Whaaat?
    Glowing laughed so hard, that her belly gem started glowing.
    "AND THE- AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
    L- (confused) What.
    Defend laughed hard.
    L- (frustrated) WHAT?
    The two BFF's were reflecting on the funniest parts of their childhood.
    "Defend? Oh there you are." Serenity padded toward the two friends laughing away.
    "Yes, mom?" Asked Defend.
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